HELP! I had sex with a Prostitute and caught Rabies

[starguard]

I don't know whats happening to me. My dick glows in the dark now and makes funny noises :shock:

 

[Virginia]

just think, you may have discovered something new there! Like that not wearing a condom is stupid.

 

[starguard]

I wore one..but somehow it caught on fire :shock:

 

[Cluckyx]

Now you know how Val Kilmer feels

 

[Gagh]

My dick glows in the dark now and makes funny noises :shock:

You shouldn't talk about Wordin' like that. It's not his fault he got Phosphorous poisoning.

 

[VKD]

starguard, taking a leaf out of johnford's book'o'spam

 

[johnford]

starguard, taking a leaf out of johnford's book'o'spam

Oh Jane your childish insults have no effects on me you diseased little gibbon.
But damn it I love ya anyway.

 

[starguard]

Oh my God!! Now my balls rattle when I walk :idea:

 

[Cloudy]

shut up

 

[starguard]

ROFL

 

[jack]

Oh I get it, if anyone responds to your inanity, then they've been trolled.

Good one!

 

[Shal]

Maybe the song isn't so wrong...

"Goodness Gracious, Great Balls o' Fire....."

 

[Chatty]

You sure it's not Great Balls Afire?

 

[pixiefroufrou]

Hi chatty! your picture is great!

 

[Chatty]

Hello and thank you.