Help, I'm held captive in Toothless Moose, Michigan!!

[missmanners]

All I have to eat is deer carrots and bear jerkey....

Heeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllp


mm

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's Michigan, car capital of the world. Isn't there drive-thru available at every corner?

BTW, the board's gone down an idiot direction while you're on the road. But I'm sure you know that since you OKd it all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh my!

 

[FBI parte due]

Deer carrots?

 

[CaptainWacky]

How wacky.

 

[missmanners]

there are no cars up here, just snowmobiles and shacks that sell jerkey... everything from turkey jerkey to salmon jerkey....

Oh and ravens, lots of ravens



mm

 

[DizzlePro17]

All I have to eat is deer carrots and bear jerkey....

Heeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllp


mm

I'll save you...eventually

 

[DizzlePro17]

I'll save you...eventually

no. i'm serious

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You could pose the jerkys and create a stop-motion "Jerky Red Shoe Diaries".

 

[DizzlePro17]

no. i'm serious

i'm really serious

 

[Ishcabittle]

DEER CARROTS? ARE THOSE LIEK RABBIT PELLETS?!

 

[johnford]

I thought Deer carrots where opposms,####,rabbits and squirrels all rolled up into one,or is that hot dogs?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG SHE BOUGHT OUT MY CHINESE RESTUARANT!?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yes. Also:

http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/?n=...=DEER+JERKY+AND&l3=RAVEN+STEW&l4=ALSO+CARROTS

Just change the bottom.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought it was all for real.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I hereby swear that if I am ever worth $100m or more, I will construct a "Captain Wacky's Chinese Restaurant" in Des Moines, Iowa and have it display MF-related messages.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get on with it then!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

OK, so far I'm to -$200k or so. Just $100,200,000 to go!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you done jerkying mm? Come home and fix the booboos...