Help Me Be A Goth!

[Dual]

Short of taking up a spatha and rampaging through Illyria, of course.

I bought white face powder at Hot Topic; what should I do for the foundation?

What colour of lipstick should I get?

Hair: Natural brown, black, white, or purple?

Eyeshadow: What colour?

 

[Dark Pickle]

OH GOD PLEASE POST A PIC OF THE RESULTS!

PLEASE OH PLEASE!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Short of taking up a spatha and rampaging through Illyria, of course.

I bought white face powder at Hot Topic; what should I do for the foundation?

What colour of lipstick should I get?

Hair: Natural brown, black, white, or purple?

Eyeshadow: What colour?

Colour? Are you a Brit?

 

[Loktar]

This will not end well.

 

[Dual]

I'll post many pics of myself in tranny/goth mode!

No, I'm not a Brit; I speak English.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'll post many pics of myself in tranny/goth mode!

No, I'm not a Brit; I speak English.

Would that be Continental English or the Queen's English? If it's the former, then you have a bit of a spelling issue.

 

[Dual]

I'll confess that I've never heard of Continental English.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'll confess that I've never heard of Continental English.

Also known as American English.

 

[Dual]

I speak English, not American.

 

[Dual]

And yes, I do.

My personal fusion, if you will.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I speak English, not American.

So, you're a snob then.

 

[Dual]

So, you're a snob then.

Good heavens no!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Good heavens no!

Very well. Carry on then.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I spell colour with a "u" also. I'm not a snob!.

Do you at least have bad teeth and a funny accent?

 

[Dual]

Clean shaven; now applying nail lacquer.

 

[Dual]

LOL!

 

[Dual]

Ok, preliminary makeup test. Most of everything's in use except the hair stuff; it's showtime tomorrow night.

Obviously I've got a lot of work to do.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Now, why are you doing this again?

 

[Dual]

Girl invited me to go to a goth club tomorrow night.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Girl invited me to go to a goth club tomorrow night.

Ah, that explains it.