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HELP ME PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSE

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
It's taken my 20 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET TO THIS ONE POINT ON THE WEB AND I CAN'T TAKE MY SLOW ASS INTERNET ANYMORE

If someone has any good alternative ideas for someone who has no choice but to use dial-up, or can point me in the right direction of finding AOHell version 8.0 that I can download, I would really appreciate it.

I have 9.0VR, and I think it's slowed my computer down even more. Nothing finishes loading, and the URL's don't even show up when I click on a link. I'm going insane, and I'm about to take a FUCKING BAT TO THIS CUNT OF A COMPUTER

I CAN'T EVEN GET THE FUCKING PICTURES TO FINISH LOADING SO I CAN SAVE THEM TO MY COMPUTER


AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
 
AOL? There's still such a thing as AOL software?

Is this for your Mac?
 
Where do you live that there's no broadband? I know Cassie lives in a swamp or something...
 
As far as your computer being slow, you should be able to use any browser with an AOL connection, if it's just a normal dialup service.

As far as AOL being a piece of shit, you're fucked.
 
You check for viruses?

You might check for alternates to AOL for your dial up, there could very well be other companies in your area.

What browser are you useing?
 
If you can afford it, you can get a satellite connection. It's cheaper than it used to be.. hmmm MAYBE THERE'S HOPE FOR ME!!! http://www.wildblue.com/
 
Even when I'm online with AOHell, if I try to use just the regular internet explorer that's just as slow, or doesn't even load.

Will run a virus check this afternoon, although it just came back from the computer geeks two weeks ago. I really do think it's because the AOL version I have is for Vista, although it says it's compatible to earlier windows versions.

I live in a very small country town, about 30 miles south of Dallas. I have satelitte for the tv, but get this....pay-per-view isn't offered in my neck of the woods because of where we are or some bullshit answer like that. Verizon Vios should be coming to us pretty soon, so hopefully it won't be much longer.
 
Anybody know about Netzero?
 
Not me.
 
I use Juno, and I think Juno and NetZero are the same company. I never have problems getting online, unless a storm has knocked down the phone lines. Other than it being slow as fuck, cause it's DIAL UP, I have no complaints. Plus it's cheap!
 
Some day Cassie and Tisi will get broadband but by then everyone else will be on some super-fast internet that connects right into your head and so we're like "Hey check out this SUPER HIGH RES 3D SMELLYJPEG PICTURE OF [actress]" and they're all "Noooo we don't have Brainternet can you please put it as a 2D non-smelly thumbnail?"

Poor girls. :(
 
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