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[Dr Dave]

If you saw a cat, would you pet it?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Nope, allergic. I like breathing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would you still find SkinOfEvil's posts funny today? I think I'd probably hate the rape stuff now (Major Barcalow will always be great of course.)

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Would you still find SkinOfEvil's posts funny today? I think I'd probably hate the rape stuff now (Major Barcalow will always be great of course.)

Ah, he had a way about him didn't he? I never found his stuff to be particularly offensive at all, but the various shitstorms he could evoke over at TrekBBS especially were pure comedy gold. Classic, even. It's too bad many of those threads are lost to history now.

Barky was just a kinder, gentler version but equally hilarious.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have a kind of Barky rip off account I used to post with on TrekBBS but they kept shitting on the joke so I haven't used it for years.

 

[Dr Dave]

What say you on fried chicken?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

What say you on fried chicken?

It's finger lickin' good!

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you enjoy the band Booker T. & The MG's?

 

[Dr Dave]

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[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Do you enjoy the band Booker T. & The MG's?

Yessirree.

 

[Dr Dave]

Excellent!

What about Warren Zevon?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Pretty much anything that falls under classic rock is okay by me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hulk Hogan or Ultimate Warrior?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm going to have to go with Ultimate Warrior, 'cause he's dead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Penelope Keith or Prunella Scales?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Penelope Pitstop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What date will TK die on?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Never, TK is eternal. But just in case, let's check the death clock.

I think we're safe for awhile.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU SEE THAT, MENTY?