Henoch is a Fattie

[jack]

I am? I bet you weigh more than I do, chubs.

 

[Henoch]

I am? I bet you weigh more than I do, chubs.

My last post above serves a purpose...i suggest you learn to read.

 

[jack]

Learn to suck it, fake homo.

 

[Sarek]

My last post above serves a purpose...i suggest you learn to read.

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I am? I bet you weigh more than I do, chubs.

Yes, but only because you are a wee, gnome-like man.

 

[jack]

Speaking of fatties, here's a nice fat hunchback.

Do you need to pay for an extra seat on the plane, boss?

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Speaking of fatties, here's a nice fat hunchback.

Do you need to pay for an extra seat on the plane, boss?

No, but I hear you ask the waitstaff to haul out the high chair every time you treat Mrs. Vap to a deluxe gourmet dinner date at Pizza Hut.

 

[jack]

No franchises or fast food places in Stowe, Hunchback. i thought you knew that.

PWNED

 

[Kim Nyholm]

No franchises or fast food places in Stowe, Hunchback. i thought you knew that.

Dude, I wouldn't visit your town full of inbred dogfuckers if you paid me; the less I know about what goes on out there in the weeds, the better.

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

No franchises or fast food places in Stowe, Hunchback. i thought you knew that.

PWNED

Stowe is a nice town if you like skiing, mountain biking, or generally being a hippie. It gets really cold there, though.

Magic Hat is a fantastic brewery

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Stowe is a nice town if you like skiing, mountain biking, or generally being a hippie.

I'll pass on all three, thank you; when I go on vacation, I like to go somewhere good.

 

[jack]

Which shows what you know about destination resort towns, mr tinyshoemasturbator, sir.

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

Well, I'd rather go to Lake Tahoe or Colorado. But for the students at UVM, and the burnouts that many of them become, Stowe is a nice place. And it's arguably the best skiing in the East, driveable from Boston & NYC.

 

[jack]

No one from UVM hangs out here, doofus.

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

Actually, tons of students get the StoweSeven pass. And many more students work on the mountain after graduating.

 

[jack]

You're either an idiot, or misinformed. StoweSeven was discontinued years ago, and UVMers don't work on the Mountain. That's nuts. And when UVMers graduate, the last place they stay is VT.

They ski at Bolton, or Smuggs, btw. Stowe would be the last choice, due to the fact that it's three times the cost of the other mountains.

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

O rly? You could be saving lots of money! http://www.stowe.com/tickets/passes.php

see how it's only $375 for students?

Stowe's the best mountain. Lots of UVM kids are New England preppies. I know a lot more about this than you might think. :bigass:

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

Oh, anyways, the CollegeSeven is $425 early. I'm guessing you don't get up on the mountain very often, vapster.

 

[jack]

Sorry Elrod, read it more carefully. A UVM student could never be in Grades 1-12. That's the only $375 rate. For "sudents"...meaning grade or high school students.

LOL otherwise its 1275 for the pass. Like I said, too expensive.

 

[jack]

Oh, anyways, the CollegeSeven is $425 early. I'm guessing you don't get up on the mountain very often, vapster.

I don't ski at all, if that's what you're asking.