HENOCH set to RAPE the MF...don't fall asleep or u will miss the FRILLY FUN TIMES!!;)

[Henoch]

FREAKIN' FAGOTTS, FAG ENABLERS, CHRISTIANS, FORNICATORS, HETERO LIMP DICKS, REPUBLICANS, WOMEN LIBBERS!!! !!!!!

 

[Henoch]

THIS THREAD IS PURE SPAM & IS NOT ENDORSED BY GOD OR CHER!!!

 

[Loktar]

I AM THE LOKTAR!!! I WILL NOT BE DEFINED AND OR LABELLED!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Has it happened yet?

 

[Ilyanna]

Don't tell me you fell asleep, Wacky! He explicitly told you not to!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Everybody has to sleep eventually.

 

[Ilyanna]

Not Wacky. Nu-uh.

 

['Gear]

Interesting that the other choice for endorsement besides god is cher.

 

[Ilyanna]

^it is. I always thought god and cher were one and the same for Henoch. Color me surprised.

 

['Gear]

Hmm...I can't say I have ever suspected god and cher are the same. Maybe one of those Brazilian Victoria's Secret models. But not cher.

Wait a second...How did Sunny die again? OH SHIT!

 

[Ilyanna]

TOLD YOU SO!! :rofl:

(actually, I didn't. I have no idea what prompted that reply. Damn, now I have find something to legitimize the TYS)

 

['Gear]

Fangirl.

 

[Ilyanna]

I know, right. Totally embarrassing.

 

[jack]

mmm the whip. Ily and The Whip.

Reads like a fairy tale.

 

[jack]

ftr, I think crossing swords during DP is a perfectly normal healthy necessity.

 

[Ilyanna]

mmm the whip. Ily and The Whip.

Reads like a fairy tale.

Yeah.... the real question is - which of us would be the one to wield it, though.

 

[jack]

That's why you have multiple endings.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CHER WILL BE IN THE AUDIENCE OF DANCING WITH THE STARS THIS SEASON BECAUSE MR. CHAZ BONER WILL BE ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS.

THEREFORE, GOD ENDORSES DANCING WITH THE STARS. TAKE THAT SEACREST YOU MOOK.

 

[curiousa2z]

THANK YOU BABY JEEBUS! I'm so glad someone else thinks he's a mook, too!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How evil is it to speculate on picking up the paper one day and reading that Seacrest perished in a tanning bed accident?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.