Here is what I would do to The Dork Lord (or Sarek) with my fists:

[OS@M@]

 

[The Dork Lord]

I get top billing?

How thoughtfull of you!

*Bakes OS@M@ a cake*

 

[OS@M@]

I will fight The Dork Lord!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Before, or after the cake?

It's chocolate, BTW!

 

[Love Child]

Can I watch?

 

[The Dork Lord]

you can watch

and cheer me on

and eat cake!

 

[Dershocka]

I will fight Betty Crocker!

 

[Gagh]

You'd hotlink to an image you've Googled with your fists?

I bet both Dork Lord & Sarek will be filling their underwear with fear now.

 

[Harry Balzac]

You want to fight?

Fuck you.

 

[Conchaga]

I will fight Samurai Swords!

 

[jack]

bump

 

[FBI parte due]

!

 

[Gagh]

!

 

[Kitty]

?