Here's How I Deal With Threatening Assholes

[Sarek]

That's why I took the quote out.

 

[Sarek]

sarek, we've never even had a problem with you, nor do we see you as any kind of threat - don't flatter yourself.

Your still an idiot. And as for being a threat, the feeling is mutual. But then again, you really don't pose a threat to anyone.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

yes, we have exposed astonishing hypocrisy among the so called 'trolls' of TK. It appears that you can dish it out well enough, but can't take it :roll:

That's the flaw in the thinking of troll newbies AND old TK farts alike: this place isn't just for trolls, and it's been that way since the newstyle board opened up.

If you want a place that's just for he-man trolls, do what real trolls would do and open it yourself, and don't advertise it. Then troll th hell out of whoever you like.

But this "campaign" is pretty silly overall. And BTW, I'm not a troll, never claimed to be.

 

[VKD]

The DLA never claimed to be trolls either. we have stated our aims time and time again. We acted for the good of troll kingdom.

We are duals, ergo we are supported by powerful 'real' TK members.

As we speak, a new 'superhero' army is being formed to counter us, no doubt with backing by the administration. This is exactly the sort of shit we wanted to put a stop to, but it appears that many on TK display incredibly immature attitudes.

Needless to say, we are more than ready for the onslaught.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Whatever. I'll be over here occasionally spamming. You kids just keep the noise down.

 

[Sarek]

The DLA never claimed to be trolls either. we have stated our aims time and time again. We acted for the good of troll kingdom.

We are duals, ergo we are supported by powerful 'real' TK members.

As we speak, a new 'superhero' army is being formed to counter us, no doubt with backing by the administration. This is exactly the sort of shit we wanted to put a stop to, but it appears that many on TK display incredibly immature attitudes.

Needless to say, we are more than ready for the onslaught.

Why don't you just join a fucking chess club or buy a game of Stratego from the local Wal-Mart.

Then you can play war to your hearts content without the adults annoying you.

 

[Cluckyx]

the DLA is the USA of Troll Kingdom. we wish to restore order, promote democracy and peace. unfortunately the only way this was possible was through the use of force.

also, both have a retard for a leader

 

[VKD]

also, both have a retard for a leader

I am no more the 'leader' of the DLA, than Bush is 'president' of the USA. We are both controlled by powerful 'interests' - I am only the 'face' of the DLA..so to speak

 

[Number_6]

are we not entertaining you? have you seen the responses to the 'warning' thread? We even managed to troll an admin!!!! not to mention crippling gagh...

No, you're not really entertaining me. You have done an admirable job of concentrating everyone's attention on your antics, but I'm not entertained.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

For years, many people here have been equating "entertain" with "annoy". It just ain't that same thing.




em

 

[Number_6]

It's not really annoying me, either, save that it's pre-empting the normal conversation I'm looking for.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I vanish.

See you in the funny papers, like when this BULLSHIT blows over.

and out.

Actually, Vap NEVER vanishes....he just reappears under a new name.

No matter how you slice it, it spells P-U-S-S-Y.

 

[missmanners]

I need the diversion.... this is day 24 of the 30 days in a row working all over the USA.

*looks for sympathy*


mm

 

[jack]

Hey look, we're even trolling the Comicon porch monkeys with this thread :bigass:

Nicely done. No I said I was coming back when this bullshit blows over, and it certainly looks blown over.

 

[jack]

I need the diversion.... this is day 24 of the 30 days in a row working all over the USA.

*looks for sympathy*


mm

I just got one of those foot spa things.

Here, a little epsom salts, some hot water....feel those bubbles? Here have some KendallJackson merlot, it's all aired out.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Hey look, we're even trolling the Comicon porch monkeys with this thread

Nice hate speech, bellboy.

 

[Buttons]

Jesus loves you all. He would hug you all, but he's busy raking leaves.

 

[jack]

Jesus does yard work?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Jesus also washes dishes, but gets dishpan hands.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Jesus does yard work?

Hey bellhop, quit fucking around on the internet and get your gnomish butt up to Room 541. You'd better bring a mop & bucket...some asshole took a dump in the minibar.