Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Here's my problem with I, Borg (I just realized)

It matters.
 
They should've had no B-4 backup at all and just have Data phasered by the main bad guy right at the beginning like a red shirt and he splinters into pieces (Geordi finds the mouth when he hears the garbled lyrics of a Gilbert and Sullivan song echoing from part of the damaged hallway that Data was killed in, and Deanna "finds" Data's penis in a very private place, but there isn't enough of his cybernetic brain left intact to put humpty dumpty back together again). And then the crew spend the rest of the movie avenging their friend, albeit in a slightly wishy-washy liberal way. Picard reminds his crew not to harm civilians and that though they may be mortal enemies, everyone should respect the bad guy's culture, and if at all possible, try not to blow up his wine collection, as Picard spied a particularly good vintage there during his tense meeting with his "implacable foe".
 
Or if you going to go to the whole trouble of making the main bad guy a clone of the main good guy, have him play both parts.

Or better yet, have Shizon be a clone of Kirk and let Shatner play him, so we would finally get to find out who was better in a fight.
 
The moment Insurrection totally fell apart for me was when I realised that the So'na used a giant sofa as thier captain's chair and they instantly lost the little amount of menace they had.

 
They can be menacing!

[YOUTUBE]XnS49c9KZw8[/YOUTUBE]
 
Have a heart! The Son'a need soft cushiony support!

Just look at their faces, and then imagine what their asses must be like! :shock:
 
Back
Top