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hes behind you!

whisky

Boobie inspector
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bloody movie ruined me for care - free swimming in any oceans for ever.
 
The thought of people peeing in the ocean ruins it for me. :(
 
I pee in the ocean and I have taught my children to do it.
 
I don't swim in your toilet.
 
Seriously though. Sharks are fucking scary.
 
They are allergic to urine
 
Yeah, Dan Brown was about to be eaten by one so he pissed all over it then pissed all over SOME PAGES creating The Da Vinci Code SOCIAL COMMENTARY.
 
They say it's good to urinate if a shark approaches YEAH LIKE THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LOSE ALL BLADDER CONTROL IN THAT SITUATION YEAH
 
(There was a Dan Brown book where a character covered himself in urine to stop a shark eating him but I can't remember the name. Deception Mountain or something.)
 
You learn something every day. Sharks afraid of my wee wee?
 
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISTAKE BLOOD FOR YOUR URINE AND COVER YOURSELF IN BLOOD BECAUSE THEN THEY'LL EAT YOU UP
 
Luckily I have stopped doing the sex show in thailand with the razor blades up my todger. this way blood in the urine is less of a problem
 
Do you know any ladyboys?
 
I once had a cup of coffee with one in a bar called "Galaxy Boy" in pat pong thailand. But that's a whole other story.
 
THEY'RE LIKE GIRLS BUT THEY HAVE DICKS, THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS
 
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