hes behind you!

[whisky]

 

[curiousa2z]

bloody movie ruined me for care - free swimming in any oceans for ever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The thought of people peeing in the ocean ruins it for me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HI OLD CHUM!

 

[headvoid]

I pee in the ocean and I have taught my children to do it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't swim in your toilet.

 

[Mentalist]

Seriously though. Sharks are fucking scary.

 

[headvoid]

They are allergic to urine

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, Dan Brown was about to be eaten by one so he pissed all over it then pissed all over SOME PAGES creating The Da Vinci Code SOCIAL COMMENTARY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They say it's good to urinate if a shark approaches YEAH LIKE THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LOSE ALL BLADDER CONTROL IN THAT SITUATION YEAH

 

[CaptainWacky]

(There was a Dan Brown book where a character covered himself in urine to stop a shark eating him but I can't remember the name. Deception Mountain or something.)

 

[headvoid]

You learn something every day. Sharks afraid of my wee wee?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISTAKE BLOOD FOR YOUR URINE AND COVER YOURSELF IN BLOOD BECAUSE THEN THEY'LL EAT YOU UP

 

[headvoid]

Luckily I have stopped doing the sex show in thailand with the razor blades up my todger. this way blood in the urine is less of a problem

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you know any ladyboys?

 

[headvoid]

I once had a cup of coffee with one in a bar called "Galaxy Boy" in pat pong thailand. But that's a whole other story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY'RE LIKE GIRLS BUT THEY HAVE DICKS, THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS