"He's no good to me dead."

[CaptainWacky]

If Jabba wanted Han alive, WHY WAS GREEDO GOING TO SHOOT HIM IN THE CANTINA?

 

[headvoid]

What was he going to bring him in with? The threat of listening to a Cantina Band made up of Jim Hensons Fraggles?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Greedo's phaser was set on STUN and Han brutally murdered him unjustly!

 

[headvoid]

I agree, Greedo was a character just waiting for a decent mouth.

Jar Jars mouth on Greedo could have been a contender

 

[Gagh]

GREEDO SHOOTS WITH WATER PISTOL FIRST?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GREEDO KICKS HAN IN THE BALLS FIRST?

 

[Gagh]

HAN & GREEDO EAT STRAWBERRY JELLY AND PLAY PAT-A-CAKE WHILST THREEPIO DOES THE MACARENA?

 

[CaptainWacky]

R2 TO BE DIGITALLY PAINTED BLACK BECAUSE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BLACK IN STAR WARS AND KENNY BAKER RECORDS NEW, BLACKER WHISTLES?

 

[Gagh]

HE NOW WHISTLES IN JIVE. ADMIRAL ACKBAR ALSO TO SPEAK WITH JAMAICAN ACCENT.

 

[headvoid]

it's a lickle trap, lets move this ting away from yon star

 

[whisky]

Blood clot, its a trap man, sheeeeeeet

 

[CaptainWacky]

Greedo and Ani were CHILDHOOD FRIEND

 

[Dr Dave]

Is Greego french?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING STUPID FRENCH !QWW

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure that will win.

 

[Gagh]

Did the Rancor join the Care Bears?