Hey guys!

[Natalie-Portman]

Sorry, I've been busy. Haven't checked in on you hunks of shimmering manliness in a while.

Are you still talking about me? I hope so. At least once a day, ya' hear?


I really can't stop long, my nipples are hard from the cold and I need to massage them in warm essential oils to bring them down to a reasonable level of softness.



Later!

 

[Harkley]

I WANT YO DO YOU IN THE BOBO.

NOW.

 

[Mentalist]

*Waves*


Hey, Nat!

 

[PreatorX]

Can you post naked pics of yourself? PLEASE????

 

[Natalie-Portman]

I tire of massaging my own nipples. I need help, preferably with thunderous applause.

 

[The Question]

BLEASCHMNN

 

[CaptainWacky]

What was Hayden like to work with?

 

[Ishcabittle]

He probably whinesd about the cookies in his trailer not to being at his satisfaction lol.

 

[The Question]

He probably made those cookies massage his nipples, to Natalie-ish applause.

 

[Ishcabittle]

He was probably playing Playstation (trendy fuck) until they called him on the set, when he was heard to remark, "But jeeez, i'm almost to the coffee scene in San Adreas, can't we film some other time? Gawd, why does everything happen to me?! Wah wah wah..." etc.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or maybe he said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" LOL GET IT

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish Natalie would come back.