Hey lil lil chickadees

[Cassie]

The other day I was looking out the window while washing DISHES and noticed a little chickadee sitting on what's left of the old clothes line pipe THINGY (it's a metal pipe stuck in the ground, almost 6ft tall, my brother tore the top off with the tractor... FUCK this stuff in the parenthesis is getting too long) ANYWAY, so I watched the lil chickadee and I said to myself "OMG, that chickadee just went down into the pipe!" then I said "nah, it just looked that way." SO today, I was out back tilling my garden with my brand new used rototiller, and noticed the chickadees. I hid under the loquat tree and watched the pipe, and SURE ENOUGH, a chickadee with STUFF in it's little beak went down the pipe, then it came out and a different one crammed some stuff down in there.

TRUE STORY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Puts down McNugget*

 

[Dr Dave]

A fine story.

 

[Cassie]

I don't know why they're building a nest in a pipe that is open towards the sky AND THE RAIN. I wonder if they'd mind if I climbed a ladder and looked down in there.

 

[Dr Dave]

They might pitch a fit, you know how birds are.

Then again they might not care.

Birds are weird like that.

 

[curiousa2z]

try it!
bUT BE CAREFUL CASSIE:
they may be enslaved by those goose-stepping geese and building some dire SOMETHING, all the WHILE lulling you with their cute lil chickadee faces !

BEWARE CHICKADEE ZOMBIES!

 

[Dr Dave]

DAMN GEESE!!!!!

 

[headvoid]

They might be building a pipe bomb

 

[curiousa2z]

that's what I was wondering...speaking of which, where is Cassie?!?!
*worried*

 

[curiousa2z]

yes, I have to start working on my bloody income taxes...this is more fun.

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps Cassie has gone to her bomb shelter?

 

[Cassie]

MAYBE I JOINED FORCES WITH THE CHICKADEES

 

[Dr Dave]

Say it ain't so.