hey look Alessandra Torresani (Zoey on Caprica) liked to entertain Asian Businessmen

[Classic_Forever]

...when she was six years old

Torresani: When I was 6, my dad had this huge business meeting, millionaire Asian businessmen came over to our house. I dressed up in this sexy bra, this big fur hat, the red lips, the fake eye lashes. I had my mom go, “Would you please join us in the living room?” and there I was laying on top of the baby grand piano and my 6-year-old neighbor Thomas started playing “Hello Dolly” and I started singing and lifting my legs, doing these kicks. Then I’d go around and sit on the men’s laps. Let me tell you, my dad closed every deal because of that — these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing.

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YEAH, SEALING THE DEAL AMIRITE?

Look on the bright side, at least there's hope yet for St Lucifer!

 

[Cassie]

This goes under "things that make me go hrmmmm".

 

[Dirk Funk]

This makes me go uke:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she meant 16.

 

[Dual]

these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing.

16 year olds don't get described as 'little girls.' I was dating somebody who was a childhood/teenage friend of Torresani's ("Allie's") and this sounds appropriately sleazy to be true.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's a fate almost as horrific as being cast as the lead in the musical Annie.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Leave it to the gayman to bring up musicals and showtunes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's in our contracts. There's a reason we're always the leading lady's best friend in movies.

 

[Dirk Funk]

This all makes sense now.

 

[Krieg1981]

She's hot, but that's fucking weird. :jayzus:

 

[Classic_Forever]

I was dating somebody who was a childhood/teenage friend of Torresani's ("Allie's")

Uh-huh and Tricia Helfer is my random fuck buddy. We engage in multi-ways every night with Heidi Klum, Barbara Walters and Michelle Obama (IN DA BIG HOUSE BEEYOTCHES!)

What next, Dirk Fink here has free roam in George Lucas' house or something?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Uh-huh and Tricia Helfer is my random fuck buddy. We engage in multi-ways every night with Heidi Klum, Barbara Walters and Michelle Obama (IN DA BIG HOUSE BEEYOTCHES!)

What next, Dirk Fink here has free roam in George Lucas' house or something?

I DO live within 45 minutes of his house, but no I don't have free roam of it.

 

[Dual]

It's what happens when you live in the City of Hell. :S:

 

[Classic_Forever]

Well then I think you're obligated to tell us more about it :becky:

 

[Dual]

Well then I think you're obligated to tell us more about it :becky:

We were driving past a Caprica billboard (with the greyscale and the apple) and she pointed out Allie and said they'd been friends. Apparently her family had a massive pool and a high diving board, and Allie's birthday parties usually involved copious amounts of cocaine. :S:

 

[Classic_Forever]

Holy Shit you mean this is recently? So what other juicy stories did she say? Is she hot herself?

 

[Dual]

Holy Shit you mean this is recently? So what other juicy stories did she say? Is she hot herself?

Well, I didn't want to expose myself as a pathetic geek by being all like, "Yeah, I totally watched her in the pilot for that show, lol," so I was just like, "Cool." That's it, and yes, she was pretty hot.

 

[Classic_Forever]

Well if Allie's birthdays involve copious amounts of cocaine that would explain the perpetual dark circles around her eyes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She probably just had cocaine for guests. I'm sure she's a good girl.

 

[Cassie]

Robots don't do coke!