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Hey Mine Field, what do YOU want for Christmas?

I'm trying to think of a response that isn't just "Natalie Portman".
 
A better job.
 
Good cheese.
 
To win Lotto, a better apartment, a house in the country, and a twink personal trainer who takes payment in tantric sex.
 
An army of fit redheads to be my loyal servants. Working lightsabres. A vast fortune. To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentation of their women.




And a Wii.
 
that this board survives, and that we take mugenland, and set up little mugen concetration camps, and declare that mugen/and mugen affiliates will be hunted down, til there is just a small rebellion, and the we will build an orbital spherical space station and destroy their homeworld, and they may try to resist but we will invent various machines/spaceships to comabat them, and these machines/spaceships will be made into toys and become collectables, and then we will bring in really pointless CGI characters which are in no way stereotypical, but by then our established fan base will hit back, but we will comeback with various other epic anti mugen effots

i also would like some socks.
 
rock band beatles, a nice big 1080p HD TV, and the one ring. you know, not much.
 
for it to stay cold, good for my tomato plants.
 
Things that I can only dream about:

Broadband
A time machine
Bill *suck my balls* Shatner wrapped in a pretty bow
A robot

Things I'd like to have that I might actually get:

Dragon Age: Origins
Giant fuzzy slippers
Star Trek (newest movie, CAN'T REMEMBER THE NUMBER)
 
^IT'S JUST STAR TREK
( on my list too)
 
a new porno flick bitch.
 
A laptop with wifi capability
PS3
An endless supply of hyrocodone
A GC to Condom Sense
Enough of the lottery to pay off my debts
For my brother-in-law to finally rip my carpets so I can a hardwood floor
A dishwasher
And on a serious note, for my pop to find a job
 
OH I also want a Dyson vacuum, cause they never lose suction.
 
sings:

[Anya]What does Cassie need all that suction for,...anyway?[/Anya]
 
TO MAKE THE LITTLE HOBBITSES HAPPY.
 
MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS
 
Star Trek & Transformers 2 on BluRay. The Michael Palin & Chris Evans books. Any decent audiobooks.
 
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