HEY MINEFIELD, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Enkephalen · Dec 8, 2012

I want that damn pony I begged Santa for all those years ago! Deliver or die, Santa!

JIMMYBANG · Dec 8, 2012

The new 'Swedish Suck Delux-Turbo Choker

With the additional 'Balls-Sack-Slurper

Only $1,999.95 US.

SAUSAGEMAN · Dec 8, 2012

I want critical legitimacy for both Ke$ha and Gossip Girl.

curiousa2z · Dec 9, 2012

STILL WAITING FOR TOMTREK TELL-ALL!

Tisiphone · Dec 9, 2012

Can I change mine? I want to change mine. I want a PS3 instead of an X-Box.

And a platypus so I can constantly ask Where's Perry.

Cassie · Dec 9, 2012

curiousa2z · Dec 9, 2012

omg - is that horrible honey boo boo thing?

kaonashi.shinu · Dec 10, 2012

No - her face looks even more hideous.

curiousa2z · Dec 10, 2012

I need new glasses!

Seph · Dec 10, 2012

I want some new Seinheisser ear phones, the same as the ones i trod on.