HEY MINEFIELD, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

[Enkephalen]

I want that damn pony I begged Santa for all those years ago! Deliver or die, Santa!

 

[JIMMYBANG]

The new 'Swedish Suck Delux-Turbo Choker

With the additional 'Balls-Sack-Slurper

Only $1,999.95 US.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I want critical legitimacy for both Ke$ha and Gossip Girl.

 

[curiousa2z]

STILL WAITING FOR TOMTREK TELL-ALL!

 

[Tisiphone]

Can I change mine? I want to change mine. I want a PS3 instead of an X-Box.

And a platypus so I can constantly ask Where's Perry.

 

[Cassie]

 

[curiousa2z]

omg - is that horrible honey boo boo thing?

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

No - her face looks even more hideous.

 

[curiousa2z]

I need new glasses!

 

[Seph]

I want some new Seinheisser ear phones, the same as the ones i trod on.