Hey, now! Stop staring at my penis!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love Penelope Keith (I'm watching my "To The Manor Born" DVD right now)

 

[Henoch]

Penises were invented by God to be stared at.

 

[Loktar]

Penises were invented by God to be stared at.

Yeah I stare at my penis while I'm wanking.

 

[Henoch]

Yeah I stare at my penis while I'm wanking.

Wanking is a sin per God & the bible. It's ok to look but not to touch.

 

[Loktar]

I guess I'll wank in hell then!

 

[Cassie]

FORNICATER!!

 

[Loktar]

MONKEYBUTTFACE!

 

[The Question]

I love Lucy.

 

[Loktar]

I love scratching my itchy balls

 

[The Question]

I love it when Lucy scratches my itchy balls.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LUCY ON MY THIGH WITH THIGHMONDS?

 

[headvoid]

Thats code for Crystal Meth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's no wanking in Hell.

 

[Loktar]

There's no wanking in Hell.

How do you know?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stands to reason.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's plenty of wanking just no orgasms that's the punishment

 

[CaptainWacky]

A wank that never ends, doesn't sound too bad to me.

 

[Loktar]

There's plenty of wanking just no orgasms that's the punishment

Now thats hell!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HELL IN A WANKBASKET

 

[Gagh]

omg!!!! TQ'S PENIS IS SHAPED LIKE A WAMBUNDU CLASS STARSHIP!