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Hey, Shalamar

Shal said:
CU, why, I never said you threatened me, not at all.

nor did I threaten you. Just making a comment.

Not psyco, just Texan

and Ru, I'm sound enough to take care of myself, promise you that.

Yeah, you thought I was threatening you...don't bullshit me.
 
Shal said:
Ru, you don't have a leg to stand on here either - the sig size is now set by the board software - or so we were told when the last up date came out. Take a look at other sigs running round the board.

And I really do hate to see Specs having to take a week off for telling the truth. Sigh...

Life's a bitch and eventually it will come round to where it's supposed to be. And I'll be there waiting.

Well heres where you are wrong, silly woman. I have 2 very lovely legs to stand on, very shapely I might add. And I don't have to worry about my signature size over there, since I only have several words in a single line. Hardly anything close to being over the limit. But I'll take a look at yours and check it out for you. Since you apparently can't be trusted to follow the guidelines on your own as you expect all members to do.

Yes, its nice that Specs made the choice to take a week off. But she has no idea who and what I am all about, she knows as much about me as do about her. But she sure let the folks of EI she how transparent she can be. Boy oh boy, she really let me have it....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Blah Blah Blah... Boring Boring Boring... I think she copied and pasted that from her last rant.

Yes life is a bitch for you isn't it. Your right, eventually it will come round to where it's supposed to be I just hope your still able to enjoy yours when it finally makes it around to you. Maybe you be able to have a house of your own someday or a new car. Wouldn't that be deluxe? Just keep waiting and maybe that day will come!!

Ru, I'm sound enough to take care of myself, promise you that.

Don't make promises to me, I don't care.
 
I just read Shal's profile at EI. She's got ten cats at home. That's right. TEN FUCKING CATS. (well, nine now)

She must be like one of those crazy old ladies that you see on the news; a packrat that has a horde of cats at home, till the health department shows up with the media and carts all of them off and the police arrest her for animal cruelty.
 
Actually that profile is out dated RobL. I have four.

Monster Paws, Poot, Sheba Blind Kitty, and the Skitter Critter.
 
Who the hell picked those stupid names for the lint balls?

I'd love knock off the 2 cats that hang around my house 'if it was legal'. All they do is stalk and kill the birds from my feeders. Those sons of bitches are gunna receive a pellet present right between their eyes one day, it will be quick and easy. Bam!
 
I know I'm gonna get flamed for this because I do know where I am. But I don't give a shit.

Making fun of someone who has just lost a cat is the lowest of the low. I know this is TK and it's all about baiting, flaming and trolling here and that's cool.

But sometimes things just go too far and then I have to open my mouth and say something. I did it at EI so I'm sure as hell gonna do it here.

There are people who don't get the bond between people and their pets. They think losing a pet is no big deal. Those people are fucking assholes.

I'm an animal lover and while I don't have any pets at the moment that will be rectified as soon after I am married as possible.

Yeah, I know you guys don't give two shits what my opinion is but that's O.K. I said something and I feel better for getting that off my chest.

I really wanted a good closing line here but I couldn't think of anything. Ah, well. Such is life.
 
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Off Topic -- Hey, I was just watching the FK ep Sons of Belial last night and I can't decide if I love or hate that nifty little black-shirt-bright-yellow-jacket-black-vinyl-over/trenchcoat outfit.
 
Mary, quite honestly, I'm hep to what your saying...but you can say "I know this is TK but..." all you want. If you really knew this was TK, then you wouldn't feel the urge to jump in and attempt to chastise trolls by telling them that they're...well...trolls.

In fact, the only real benefit I see from your post is whatever benefit you get from it. You might as well have been screaming at the walls.

Welcome to TK. Grow a thick skin or die. This ain't EI, and no one in their right mind cares if you're upset about something like that. Actually, showing weakness like that was a dumb move on your part. Again, let me emphasize...this ain't EI.

Me personally, I have several pets, including cats and my wife who I occasionally let run loose in the yard without her collar. People can insult my pets all I want...I don't care. Jack claims my wife is a blowup doll...I don't care. I always tell T'Bonz that I'm going to fuck her daughters...she doesn't care. Daystrom is stalking T'Bonz like the sorry nigger he is...she doesn't care. In fact, Daystrom doesn't really care if someone calls him a nigger.

So, in short, love ya babe...but STFU with that bleeding heart crap, ok, and read the banner on the top of the page.
 
Thank you Mary Rose, your support means a lot to me.

and you know CU is lieing. I've been here longer than most people realise - what you think this the first account I've had at TK?

and I have seen the people here be kind, caring, and concerned for others..just not the assholes like Cu and some others.

They can't hurt me, my memories of my friend are too sure and too strong - plus I know we'll go round again and again. So their cretinous antics just roll of my back.

and here's the ultimate insult to them- actually they are helping because each post turns round and reminds me of another moment, or special thing, that Mr. Soft as Silk and I shared. An with my memories he lives for ever...


So RobL and Coyote Ugly - thank you.
 
Shal said:
Thank you Mary Rose, your support means a lot to me.

and you know CU is lieing. I've been here longer than most people realise - what you think this the first account I've had at TK?

and I have seen the people here be kind, caring, and concerned for others..just not the assholes like Cu and some others.

They can't hurt me, my memories of my friend are too sure and too strong - plus I know we'll go round again and again. So their cretinous antics just roll of my back.

and here's the ultimate insult to them- actually they are helping because each post turns round and reminds me of another moment, or special thing, that Mr. Soft as Silk and I shared. An with my memories he lives for ever...


So RobL and Coyote Ugly - thank you.

No problem.

And I'm lying how and in what way?
 
Mary Rose said:
I know I'm gonna get flamed for this because I do know where I am. But I don't give a shit.

Making fun of someone who has just lost a cat is the lowest of the low. I know this is TK and it's all about baiting, flaming and trolling here and that's cool.

But sometimes things just go too far and then I have to open my mouth and say something. I did it at EI so I'm sure as hell gonna do it here.

There are people who don't get the bond between people and their pets. They think losing a pet is no big deal. Those people are fucking assholes.

I'm an animal lover and while I don't have any pets at the moment that will be rectified as soon after I am married as possible.

Yeah, I know you guys don't give two shits what my opinion is but that's O.K. I said something and I feel better for getting that off my chest.

I really wanted a good closing line here but I couldn't think of anything. Ah, well. Such is life.

Oh, no, I get it. Its just that I really wanted to try my friend's chop suey..........
 
RobL said:
Oh, no, I get it. Its just that I really wanted to try my friend's chop suey..........
I think the Filipinos do it too...ask one if you know one.

I know something disgusting the Flips do way out in the jungle villages. It's called Filipino Rice Dog. You take a small dog and feed him nothing but rice for a week. Then kill him, skin him and roast him over a spit. Once he's done, you stick a straw up his ass and suck the rice out.

No kidding. I almost vomited when I first heard about that.

I wonder if a cat would work...
 
Shal;
and here's the ultimate insult to them- actually they are helping because each post turns round and reminds me of another moment, or special thing, that Mr. Soft as Silk and I share.

I hardly think your insulting CU and Rob....LOL

Its really too bad you can't remember those memories on your own.
But need CU and Rob to remind you of kitty moments.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
I think the Filipinos do it too...ask one if you know one.

I know something disgusting the Flips do way out in the jungle villages. It's called Filipino Rice Dog. You take a small dog and feed him nothing but rice for a week. Then kill him, skin him and roast him over a spit. Once he's done, you stick a straw up his ass and suck the rice out.

No kidding. I almost vomited when I first heard about that.

I wonder if a cat would work...

I know some Filipino's, too. But not close enough for them to make me a "special" dish.

This one guy knows my background and desire to go overseas and study back there. And he's cool enough not to flip out at the comment that he likes to wok his dog.
 
No Ru, I don't need their help. Just added spice.

and RobL - I do think that banner in your sig is cute as can be.

You see Mr. Soft as Silk was an utter coward. But he could sleep though gunshots going off outside with utter imobility...but let some one sneeze in the kitchen and he'd be airborne, fur flying, and eyes the size of platters...
 
Shal said:
No Ru, I don't need their help. Just added spice.

and RobL - I do think that banner in your sig is cute as can be.

You see Mr. Soft as Silk was an utter coward. But he could sleep though gunshots going off outside with utter imobility...but let some one sneeze in the kitchen and he'd be airborne, fur flying, and eyes the size of platters...

Shit, I'd be scared also. Someone in the kitchen. Recipies for cat flambe on the net. With a name like "Mr. tastes like chicken", I'd be leery of anyone in the kitchen, too.
 
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