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There once was a lass from Naboo
Whose panties were soaked, through and through
Though supremely contrite
She declined to take flight
But instead soiled Gagh's undies, too
There was a gruff maiden from Q'onos
With beauty renowned -- well, or almost
Though she'd reduced her ridges
By dashes and smidges
She still quite resembled John Stamos
A comely lass from Coruscant
Had breasts that resembled croissants
Though she begged and she screamed
Her condition was deemed
"A grande belle vue pour le passant."
There once was a girl from Tattooine,
Who liked to suck on an onion,
She sucked all day long,
Even thought it was wrong,
But on her breasts I'd like to wean.
It's okay, Wacky, everybody sucks now and then. Just don't make a habit of it, or Janet Reno will come out from under your bed and take you away, and we wouldn't want that.