I could easily forgive you being stupid, Jack. Honestly. You were stumping for a closet Communist who intends to rob everyone, you're obviously a fucking short-bus window-licker, but I could forgive that. It's that you're
SO. FUCKING BORING!
Oh, my fucking GOD, you... you're a fuckin' ENEMA, old man! A fucking ENEMA! By which I mean, you bore the SHIT out of me! You get all your limp-wristed weak sauce lames from... I don't even know! Even shit from '80s B films exceeds your repertoire!
I mean, holy fucking popsicle cancer, I've never even fucking seen anyone suck as bad as you! You're just so fucking lame! Is that it? Is that your "strategy"? To fail so hard you win? You just... you don't get it, though, do you? You can't fail so hard you win, you can only fail!
Do you not get that? Is there a medication someone could give you to elevate your IQ by about a thousand points, even temporarily, so that you understand just how far you, even then, fall from being merely amusing?
Just do everybody -- I mean everybody, on Earth -- a favor, gnome -- roll over in the bed you occupy there in the convalescent ward, seize hold of the cord attached to the back of the machine that keeps your brainless carcass alive, and pull the fucking plug. Do it to save your immortal soul. Stop filthying up this plane of existence with your NAMBLA-supporting witless drooling meat shell, you hapless cunt.
(Yeah, I know, that was mean. Real mean. Because I REALly MEAN for you to keep your fucking non-contributions the FUCK out of my thread. Get it? Two options, NAMBLA gnome: You post in this thread fucking ON TOPIC, or you KEEP YOUR BOYCOCK-stankin' mouth fucking SHUT in here.)