Hey you fucks/WTF?

[Ilyanna]

LOL

 

[Malarky]

He and I were in Vietnam together, and stepped on the same mine. We both lost both our legs.

To date, he's the only other legless vet (besides myself) that can play mailbox baseball and drive a stick at the same time.

Just because I don't have a leg to stand on doesn't mean I don't get around.

That was fucking horrible.

Hey, fuck you! I thought you were locked up with the girls!

He is :bigass:

Well, SOMETHING went wrong -- why is he out now and not the girls?!

 

[Ilyanna]

So, about that kiss?

You could always claim you were just trying to bite each other's tongue off, or something.

 

[jack]

He asked why the girls were still locked in my cellar.

You know this.