Hi everybody.

[Yub]

HI everybody HI.

Here's a picture.

And another!

HI THERE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you sure that scripture is OK with that celery picture?

 

[Yub]

I'm not gonna judge a fellow for enjoying a healthy colon.

 

[Dershocka]

So, does the celery go up your ass? If so, I've been doing it wrong.

 

[Donovan]

So, does the celery go up your ass? If so, I've been doing it wrong.

Well if you do, DO NOT use the celery that has been sitting in the buffalo hot wing sauce. You'll regret it.

 

[jack]

Newmans Ceasar is more creamy, less painful.

 

[Donovan]

Also: lengthwise, not sideways. Helpful tip.

 

[Mirah]

 

['Gear]

If we're going to stuff celery up our asses, I'm going with Bob's bleu cheese.

 

[Loktar]

If we're going to stuff celery up our asses, I'm going with Bob's bleu cheese.

Why waste pefectly good bleu cheese? I'm using bacon lube.

 

['Gear]

I'm not familiar with that brand.

 

[Loktar]

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[Dershocka]

I'm considering philadelphia cream cheese. It can't be any worse than eating it.

 

[Loktar]

I'm considering philadelphia cream cheese. It can't be any worse than eating it.

Wtf? philly cream cheese tastes good and is good for you(1/3 the fat of butter or margarine)

 

[Mirah]

Wow. I'm not sure what I think of that stuff. Bacon lube. I would want the whole breakfast experience.

 

[Yub]

BACON IS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST, HARLOT!

 

[Mirah]

Well I also imagined bacon and tomatoes and lettuce. And please do not call me Harlot. My name is Mirah.

 

[jack]

yeah, watch it with the Harlot talk, bub

I mean Yub.

 

[Mirah]

I'm sure he calls every woman that. Plus he hasn't been around in a while.....

 

[FBI parte due]

Pork is a really overrated meat, anyways. It smells nasty when you cook it without adding any spices, and it doesn't taste as good as beef or chicken.