Hi I'm new

[CaptainWacky]

I am the current thought process being generated by the brain of the individual known as CaptainWacky, constructed by his present circumstances and memories. I will end and another will replace me. One of these thought process will end and never be replaced as the biological make-up of CaptainWacky dies. I believe myself to be "alive" due to some quirk of evolution, but really I'm no different from an animal.

I think I actually ended while typing this and I'm onto the next now. Hi, I'm new.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Hello, I'm gently used.

 

[Seph]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This information is overloading my positronic matrix. (I don't know how to react)

 

[whisky]

I thought you were a fixed point in time.

 

[headvoid]

I plan to be falsely nice to this new user, while undermining them at almost every opportunity.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought you were a fixed point in time.

Time is an illusion.

Already gone.

 

[headvoid]

Good point, new user! I think you'll fit right in.

I'm afraid that last sentence didn't make sense though.

 

[Dr Dave]

Let's pelt this new user with NICE WORDS!

like ham.

 

[headvoid]

Onomatopoeia!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lotion.

 

[Loktar]

Bacon bits

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate it when I get depressed and decide I want to die then get better again and decide I want to live but then remember I am just going to die and it could literally happen at any moment.

...or so I currently think (hi I'm new.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So in a sense you are BORN AGAIN.

PRAISE JEEBUS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, let's not!