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Hi I'm new

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I am the current thought process being generated by the brain of the individual known as CaptainWacky, constructed by his present circumstances and memories. I will end and another will replace me. One of these thought process will end and never be replaced as the biological make-up of CaptainWacky dies. I believe myself to be "alive" due to some quirk of evolution, but really I'm no different from an animal.

I think I actually ended while typing this and I'm onto the next now. Hi, I'm new.
 
Hello, I'm gently used.
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
This information is overloading my positronic matrix. (I don't know how to react)
 
I thought you were a fixed point in time.
 
I plan to be falsely nice to this new user, while undermining them at almost every opportunity.
 
!
 
Good point, new user! I think you'll fit right in.

I'm afraid that last sentence didn't make sense though.
 
Let's pelt this new user with NICE WORDS!

like ham.
 
Onomatopoeia!
 
Bacon bits
 
I hate it when I get depressed and decide I want to die then get better again and decide I want to live but then remember I am just going to die and it could literally happen at any moment.

...or so I currently think (hi I'm new.)
 
So in a sense you are BORN AGAIN.

PRAISE JEEBUS.
 
No, let's not!
 
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