Okay, so here's the deal with my extended absence.
It's because I detest you guys. No, not really.
It's because I have begun working (consistently) around 70-80 hours a week, with no days off. M-F I work my tech job, fixing broken shit and generally waving my superior Mac knowledge in my client's faces with a, "Haha! Don't you wish you knew the shit I knew so you didn't have to pay me this large sum of cash, haha?" attitude.
Sat-Sun I help out at my wife's business, which since we added lunch to the menu is now "blowing up" to use a colloquialism. So I work seven days, which oddly enough takes the steam out of Monday - I don't get "a case of the mondays" I now am just slightly exhausted all the time.
So when I get home from closing the shop, I have about a half hour to write my billing notes and then plop into bed, watch the same thirty minutes of any given Harry Potter movie and fall asleep.
Woe is me, I know.
Positive side to all of this is that in a couple years I will be sitting on top of my wife's coattails as she sells out to a corporate mogul for millions upon millions of dollars. Then you'll wish it was just occasional sightings. LOL BONC.