Hikers are Wierd

[Mirah]

They come in with their little garbage bags wanting to know of where to dispose of their garbage. And then they want you to notice them. And sometimes they smell funny.
I thought it would be cool to be a hiker and walk all around, but then I don't want to go into a place, smelling and asking where to throw my garbage away.
It is almost as if they feel entitled, they must have a shower and a meal now because they hiked so much. I don't want to be an entitled hiker!

 

[Cassie]

SPRAY THEM WITH THE WATER HOSE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well at least they asked instead of just throwing their trash on the ground?

 

[FBI parte due]

Tell them that landfills cost money to maintain and that they should just hide their garbage discreetly throughout the forest.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tell them to "fuck right off".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tell them that "hiker" sounds a bit like "Hitler" and shuffle out of the room.

 

[Mirah]

We have had some non-weird hikers as of late. They are all walking the Pacific Crest Trail, which portions are being re-routed due to fires, so they are all coming through our area for a few days.
These people are some hardcore hikers!
There was a group that came in all with National Geographic hats on. I am sure they were free hats!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hikers like to get poison ivy on their nethers and scratch it for days.

 

[Cassie]

Have you kidnapped any of the sexy hikers?

 

[Mirah]

No. : (

Hikers like to get poison ivy on their nethers and scratch it for days.

I was reading today about alternatives to TP while hiking. I will never touch another rock again!