HILLARY2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GStone]

I remember a time when household items didn't have a sexual connotation.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've always thought "diddling" sounded more like the female activity than the male.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scissoring is what two lesbos do ACCORDING TO SOUTH PARK.

I know, but it's actually a real thing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So is MECHA BARBRA STREISAND just before her spa appointment.

 

[Cassie]

I wonder what it's called when I pretend I'm showering with WILLIAM SHATNER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Holodeck program "CASSIESHOWERSHAG-1"?

 

[curiousa2z]

ZOMG! I cant imagine WHY my family thinks I'm a nerd !!!

 

[GStone]

I wonder what it's called when I pretend I'm showering with WILLIAM SHATNER.

That depends on whether it's old Shatner or young Shatner. You either have daddy issues or your head is in the clouds with overromanticized ideas.

 

[Cassie]

Well I switch off between Captain Kirk and Captain Priceline negotiator. MAKE SOMETHING OF THAT MOFO.

 

[curiousa2z]

TOLD!

 

[J&L Massacres]

HILLARY LIKES TO SISSOR.

fdsajl;

 

[Hitler Kitty]

The Buck doesn't like Hillary. You will not vote for that tree trunk ankled chickenhead. Let The Buck make that perfectly clear.

Hitler Kitty hates Hillary! Hitler Kitty also hates The Buck!

 

[Yub]

But his name is Buck! And he's here to [naughty word]!

zOMG MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Would the Buck pay more than a buck to fuck in a truck, or is he out of luck?

 

[J&L Massacres]

I would.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Hitler Kitty hates Hillary! Hitler Kitty also hates The Buck!

Go die. I killed your owner Adolf. I shoved my dick down his throat while jamming a shotgun up his asshole.

If I knew how to, I'd give you so much grey karma...

 

[GStone]

Go die. I killed your owner Adolf. I shoved my dick down his throat while jamming a shotgun up his asshole.

This is a whole new level of erotic asphyxiation that I don't want to ever get to.

Well I switch off between Captain Kirk and Captain Priceline negotiator. MAKE SOMETHING OF THAT MOFO.

Split the difference. You're interests go to the 'Cool Uncle Buck' kind of incest. So, was that really a lego you were hiding under you fur? I think not.

 

[Cassie]

I AM NOT RELATED TO CAPTAIN KIRK

 

[GStone]

I'm not saying you were. I've never known you to be overdramatic with your emphases.

 

[Cassie]

O RLY? lol