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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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LET'S ALL BOO GIRLS FOR HAVING TITS

BOOOOOOOO

HOW DARE THEY

SLUTS

WITH THEIR TITS

NO WONDER WOMEN GET RAPED

HAVING TITS

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS LOGICALLY

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sexual desire

it's a funny one

I used to ahve it

it faded

like everything

either my eyesights fading or I'm about to fall alseep

my desire to keep typing has faded more than anything

what's the point in comp

thw'at the wosg

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what's the ppint in completing a sentence

wha

what's the point in completing a word

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it's all the same

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"So how'd it go last night?"

"Great, great!"

"You told her how you felt?"

"Yeah! Again!"

"But she wasn't drunk this time?"

"Well..."

"Oh come on man..."

"Why do you think of being drunk as a bad thing?"

"You said you were going to do it properly!"

"We'd only had a little to drink when I told her, but...she thought I was joking, I think. So I had to drink a little more, for courage."

"And naturally you kept filling her glass as you filled yours."

"She's an adult..."

"Barely."

"She likes to drink."

"So, once you had courage?"

"I told her again. She still kind of thought I was joking. I made it clear I wans't. She coudln't look at me, but that's a good thing, right? Means she was feeling something too and was embarrassed!"

"That might not have been what she was embarrassed about."

"Anyway, the night went on..."

"And you kept drinking?"

"Not that much! But at a steady pace. And we got flirty again, you know? She was kind of playfully pushing me away in that way she does, at first, but as the night went on, she enjoyed it more. She loosened up."

"Because she was drunk off her arse."

"She let me kiss her."

"Really."

"Yeah. She said I shoudln't have afterwards, but she didn't try to stop me when I went for another."

"And then what?"

"Man, she was all over me! For a second! Then she pushed me away again, said no, said she didn't want to...but she was just playing the way she does. You know."

"Do I."

"Well, one thing led to another, we ended up lying down and she just lay back..."

"You mean she passed out."

"No! Her eyes were open! Okay, they rolled back..."

"Oh God..."

"We made love. I'm so excited! She's mine now!"

"So how was she in the morning?"

"Weirdly, she was gone when I woke up."

"That is weird, yeah. You know what else is weird? The way she ran to my door this morning, her clothes ripped, crying her eyes and saying you raped her. Weird."

"What? Really?"

"Really."

"Look man, I didn't...what are you doing? Where you going...hey, what the fuck!? You said you threw that gun away, that you didn't need it anymore!"

"I lied."

"You can't...you can't...you can't kill me!"

"No?"

"Look, it wasn't rape, it was just...it wasn't rape!"

"Tell the truth, right now, and I won't kill you."

"It wasn't...it wasn't like that...people say how they're really feeling when they're drunk...I just wanted to get the real her out...I was wasted man...I didn't know what I was doing..."

"THE TRUTH."

"I...I mean...I didn't force her! But she was...well...no man, you know me!"

"I do."

"You...don't, what are you doing!?"

"I think you told the truth, as well as you ever well. So I won't kill you. But I will do this."

"YAAAAAAARGH! YOU SHOT ME IN THE DICK!"

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wasn't that a fun story for you all

why did he have the gun?

we'lll never find out!

just a bit of backstory

to make it more realistic

good eh


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HATEH AHTEH

HATE HATE

HATE

HATE

it's not so much hate as frustration

bitterness

a feeling of smallness

is there a word for that?

feeling of smallness?

maybe

I don't remember

I used to know more words

funny how you can't access certain parts of your brain when you're depressed

bagjgagha

I'll ivent some new wordsz


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bagdog

scumnose

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roog

rastmog

mooglesticks

hitler

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AREN't THOSE SOME GREAT NEW WORDS TELL YORU FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ALL YORU FRIENS YOU FAT CANNIBALS
 
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