Hmmm

[Ilyanna]

With the entire Minefield suspiciously absent, I'm getting a very uncomfortable Douglas Adams feeling about this here spaceship.

Oh well. Time for another hot bath, I guess.

 

['Gear]

Well, it's you, me, Eloisel, Saint and Volpone.

What does that tell you?

 

[eloisel]

Wish Love Child would show up soon . I'm going to be in Washington next month. Visiting Seattle and doing the Cascade Loop thing from July 12 thru the 18th.. Already have my plane tickets and hotels reserved.

 

['Gear]

I'd be fine if she doesn't.

Her stupid gluten problem was excruciating to listen to.

 

[Ilyanna]

Well, it's you, me, Eloisel, Saint and Volpone.

What does that tell you?

That there could be a good time to be had if only I remembered where I've put the goddamned napalm?

 

[eloisel]

That there could be a good time to be had if only I remembered where I've put the goddamned napalm?

This is going to sound really immature, but, I'm guessing you might have hidden it up under someone's ("Gear's") butt for safekeeping.

 

['Gear]

That only the most profoundly full of shit people survive.

 

[eloisel]

Shit splatters.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh el, don't worry, at your age, nothing can really sound immature anymore. Puzzling in its randomness, yes, but not immature

 

[eloisel]

Oh el, don't worry, at your age, nothing can really sound immature anymore. Puzzling in its randomness, yes, but not immature

It can still be surprising but in the most surprising ways. However, I'm of the age where the randomness has developed a pattern.

 

[Ilyanna]

Lemme guess - polka-dotted?

 

[The Question]

Ilyanna's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

And by 'milkshake' I mean 'vaginal odor'.

And by 'boys' I mean 'tomcats'.

(I didn't post this to insult Ilyanna. I posted this so that you'll never again order a milkshake without thinking 'vaginal odor' and vomiting on the person behind the register. I just needed a nice capsule of TK tradition to slip that into your mind with.)

 

['Gear]

Good luck not thinking 'milkshake' next time you experience vaginal odor.

You did it to yourself.

 

[The Question]

Mmmmmm, milkshake.

 

[Ilyanna]

(I didn't post this to insult Ilyanna.

That's quite alright, dear. I am a cat person, after all.