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Holy shi9t, I'm fucking drunk

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I feel sorry for the deaf community today because it's going to be some werid looking captions .

Like I was gonna turn down free shots, though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got home at 2, spelt for an hour and a half, and was at work by 4:30. hellz yeah.
 
LOL I BIN WORKING OVERTIME FOR 3 WEEKS AND HARDLUY LEAVING THE HOUSE ALL WOKR AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A BANNED TKER LOL BUT THANK GOD MY PIANO PLAYER FRIEND JIM TEXTED ME TODAY TAHT HE WAS FILLING IN FOR SOMEONE TONIGHT, SO I TRIED TO GET OUT OF WORK AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND MADE MY WAY DOWNTOWN TO SING SHOWTUNES AND WATCH TWINKY BOYS DANCE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR WITH MY BEST FRIEND WOO HOO! GIN & TONICS ALL NIGHT, CLOSED 2 DIFFERENT BARS, AND STILL MANAGED TO DO SOME GROCERY SHOPPING AND PICK UP AN EGG SANDWICH ON THE WAY HOME AT 5AM LOL AND ONCE I GOT HOME I ACTUALLY FINISHED A 3,000 WORD TOP CHEF RECAP AND POSTED IT AND NOW I'M GOING TO BED WITH A PLAYLIST OF ADULT SWIM FAVORITES PLAYING IN WMP LIFE IS GOOD EVEN THO I'M ALONE...
 
Holy drunk I'm fucking shit!
 
Well, I was able to sleep it off a bit here at work. (They provide couches for us early birds.) I'd say I'm 69% sober.
 
I swear to drunk I'm not God!
 
we know that.
 
!!!
 
Enabling disabled by fuckfacetards.

Hmm. I'm weeee bit tipsy but I'll be okay if just rest ma head here on this pillow/laptop

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I'm not drunk, I'm just stoned.

'Course, for me that's status quo. :smfevil:
 
I AM A ROBOT. MEEP.
 
Why is hemp illegal in the Prude-nited States of America?

Shit's weaker than hooch!

Seriously:

:wtf:

Glad you're having fun Telephone:party:
 
I got stoned from second-hand last night.
 
^That was a total lie.
 
WE WON'T SAY A WORD.

I was f934jing drunk last night too (actually this morning, I didn't even get off work and hit the bars until 1AM). I SHOULD HAVE POSTED HERE INSTEAD OF PASSING OUT!

God bless a 4AM last call. I LERV NOO YAWKsdf;
 
i rekon eggs should change the title thread from

Holy shi9t, I'm fucking drunk

to

Holy shi9t, I'm a fucking drunk

:painkiller:
 
I'll be stoned again in about 35 minutes. DRUGS WAIT FOR NO WOMAN
 
good good dont let the side down ;)
 
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