HOLY SHIT

[Enkephalen]

As usual, Monday night I slept like a babe. In fact, I was so tired, I fell asleep by 7:00 PM

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEY! I'M THE DEPRAVED HOMO HERE!

 

[Dr Dave]

The board is big enough for multiple deprived homos.

 

[headvoid]

and the Welsh.

(actually, maybe not the Welsh)

 

[Dr Dave]

Let's keep them out, for the good of the board.

 

[headvoid]

Quite right!

 

[Dr Dave]

Pip pip!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have extremely low testosterone levels and am at high risk of a heart attack.

 

[headvoid]

But you're not Welsh! Ha!

I'm in a jolly mood today! Just what you need when you are feeling down. A rather chipper burnt out ad man giving you upbeat, irrelevant advice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm losing feeling in my fingers.

 

[headvoid]

Still, OUR FUTURE QUEEN IS HAVING A BABY!

(I think the joke is wearing thin now)

(It is, isn't it? Considering it made an after eight mint look chunky even before this post)

 

[Cassie]

I wish I had an after eight mint.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just going to die.

 

[headvoid]

I sincerely hope you don't. I for one would miss you.

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah, I think CaptainWacky should be the first true immortal human. It'd be bad if he died.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EVERYBODY GET UP AND DO STRETCHES FOR A FEW MINUTES!

 

[Dr Dave]

Better get up to date on life insurance and robot vacuum cleaners.

 

[Cassie]

If it would rain, I might decide to live a little longer.

 

[curiousa2z]

my friend in Florida just posted it's raining where he is - he says he's drinking it in -you have it yet?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Death is a real thing; I didn't make it up.