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home made Xmas presents

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
I'm sending this to my parents, but as is, it doesn't feel finished, and I don't know why, so I haven't signed it yet. Bugging the hell outta me - it needs something - but what? and of course, Im running out of time - it really should be sent off SOON!! asgftdw! @#$%!^!&!*!


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Good drawing (painting? I DON'T KNOW THINGS.)

It nees the face of a Muppet Baby staring out of the blackness.
 
:D hee thankee Wacky; it's an acrylic painting...you didnt say WHICH muppet baby?!!
 
I need to go out and get some new lids for the jars for my home-made spicy cranberry chutney . apparently if you store them in a box for a year they get corroded...who knew?






anyway, maybe the fresh air will give me inspiration.
 
A big wheel of cheese, and a bottle of wine? WHAT DO I KNOW? lol I think it's nice.
 
Gonzo.
 
The Rock's severed nose should be on the cutting board. Or protruding from the turnip.

(Lovely painting!)
 
The veggies don't seem to have shadows (falling beneath them onto the cutting board), but that could just be the photo glare. :?
 
haha! thanks for the suggestions everyone!
 
so I used everyone's suggestions, but for some reason they are not showing up in the photo.


....this is the last, final revision - if they dont like it they can BUY their own damn art work!

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I call it "ATOMIC VEGETABLES". :D

(maybe that's the rum talking but THERE IT IS.)
 
Because the green glow is nuclear waste? BRILLIANT.
 
heh. thank you.

now people will think my art reflects deep and profound symbolism for the poisoning of the planet and all our food and its really cos the glowy colours made me think "nuclear" .
And "shiny". :D
 
and it still scares me when we think alike, you know that, right?


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Oooo much better! That's lovely :D
 
You could do some damage with that knife...
 
agreed; that is a scaryold knife, innit? Prolly made in Glasgow. ( A LIE. It was my Scottish grannie's, but I don't believe she was from Glasgow).

thanks Starby's - just goes to show we need our shadows! :D

Cassie - the cheese is there, and the wine. They're just cloaked. I thought all us Trekkies could have an inside joke.ya know? :bigass:
 
OMGIAMABADPERSONIKEPTTHEPAINTINGANDSENTTHEMAWATERCOLOUROFAMARKETSCENEINSTADIAMABADDAUGHTERANDWORSEPERSON!


LOOKS LIKE COAL FOR ME! :(
 
I'LL SEND HIM THIS THREAD!
 
OMG ILL BE OUT OF THE WILL THEN@!
 
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