"Homer, there's a man here to help you."

[Yub]

Maybe stuffs an apple in his mouth and rubs some kind of marinade into his skin and roasts him first. We aren't savages.

 

[Dr Dave]

kinky

 

[Loktar]

Loktar, you lazy eyed ogre loving slime drooling blood peeing kleptomaniac! You have the brains of a kender and the looks of an ugnaught! You'll listen to the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins and like it or I'll serve it up again for breakfast tomorrow, young man! Just you wait until your father comes home!

I love the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Why would I post a youtube if I didn't?

Is it my fault if your grammar sucks?

 

[Yub]

I know that, otherwise I'd have posted the youtube myself, ferret.

*spanks the disturbed ferret boy*


OMG KILL ME NOW B4 I GET WORSE THAT THIS

 

[Loktar]

*enjoys teh spanking*

 

[Yub]

*open his veins*

Not really, you stinky ferret.

*stuffs the ferret in a mail tube and sends to whatever hellhole they store the TK server*

 

[Dr Dave]

What is wrong with you?

 

[Yub]

Nothing an automatic weapon and a clocktower couldn't fix.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That episode was written by Conan O'Brien!

 

[Loktar]

*open his veins*

Not really, you stinky ferret.

*stuffs the ferret in a mail tube and sends to whatever hellhole they store the TK server*

WTF?

How did I wind up in Uranus?

Edit: Sorry for the typo. I meant Yub's anus.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm sure Yub will be pleased to hear this.

 

[Loktar]

I'm sure Yub will be pleased to hear this.

Why must you make this a thread of lies?

 

[Dr Dave]

I have not made it that.

 

[Yub]

If I store the TK server in my ass there I'd be sure of it never crapping out on me.


OMG I MADE THE FUNNIES

 

[Dr Dave]

Not really.

 

[Yub]

SHUT IT YOU DRUG DEALING NUMPTY! I'LL GET YOU YET YOU EVIL TIGER PENIS SALESMAN!

 

[Dr Dave]

Have some pillzlol.

 

[Yub]

Ohno! I won't taking any of your backyard pharmaceuticals, you quack!

 

[Yagita]

Looks like I can post here too! Wow! Now we're cooking!

 

[Dr Dave]

Ohno! I won't taking any of your backyard pharmaceuticals, you quack!

For your information I did not get them from a backyard!