Honey Smacks

[Mirah]

How did we get away with having a cereal called Honey Smacks in the first place?

 

[The Question]

It was a different time, a more innocent time... a time when breakfast cereals roamed the plains wild, majestic, and free...

 

[jack]

I love to smack my honey.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Some cock smack cereal to start your day.
Finish it off with a glass of orange juice an your good.

 

[Volpone]

In my time, it used to be "Sugar Smacks." And if the Internet is to be believed, before my time it had a clown for a mascot instead of Dig-em the Frog.

 

[Loktar]

In my time, it used to be "Sugar Smacks." And if the Internet is to be believed, before my time it had a clown for a mascot instead of Dig-em the Frog.

Did the cereal bits look like tiny vaginas before your time?

 

[Volpone]

I now demand a "Camel-Toe" cereal. Joe Camel's been out of work for awhile, he can be the mascot.

 

[Volpone]

I like this idea enough that I would make up a box (no pun intended) for it if weren't already so insanely busy I want to cry.

 

[jack]

In my time, it used to be "Sugar Smacks." And if the Internet is to be believed, before my time it had a clown for a mascot instead of Dig-em the Frog.

Yep