Hood Sports

[BROWNFOOT]

Kentucky Running Buck LaSerius Jones declaring for Backyard Fence Hurdling League draft.

In a prepared statement from her to' up couch, boy's mama say, "Eeeyh. We be all proud n shit. We wants ta thank dat cracka wukkin da drive froo at McDonnow's an also da Louisville Po-lice fo aspirin... whicha deez lil cupcakeaz wuz it? Fo aspirin his black ass to greatness n shit."

 

[BROWNFOOT]

Dinendash Food Receiver Orthodontae Shabuzz Muffuzz still undecided on return for 16th Big Mac.
https://blackamericaweb.com/2018/12/06/3-shot-after-alleged-dine-and-dash-incident/

Muffuzz is a solid mass of No.2

*urp*

*urrrrp*

*brrrrraaaauuuuulllllffff*

*farts*

 

[BROWNFOOT]

Brillus DeFrizzus Nappydomo Jones (5-10, 6 Class 2 Felonies) to defend 60-pound looted Wal-mart television vs. Epic Beard Man (1-0, 1 KO) on Feb.15 on COPS.

Only on paper-vu, mah fuckaz! U wants a pre-vu? I KNOWS u wants a pre-vu! Shit gon b LIT DA FUK UP DAWG!

 

[BROWNFOOT]

First Female Affleet Amitted To Michigan State-Level cupcakeaball League
(Asphyxiated Press 'N' Shit)

LaTaShaQuondaRina Jones be all up in dat Michigan State cupcakeaball League Now! The 5'3", 330lb puffeshinal busbacker showed up unsuspectably at team tryouts n shit, but they was like "Nah!" but bitch wouldn't go da fuk away n shit, so they let her on the team to shut her ho ass up.

LaTaShaQuondaRina Jones gib a statement n shit, sayn: "WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea!"

Bitch was obliviously stuck in a feedback loop, so da team manager reset da ho by smackin da back of her ho ass head wiff a brick.

 

[Starship Coyote]

http://www.cupcakeermania.net/forum/

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

 

[BROWNFOOT]

cupcakeaball Season Be Cancelled 'n' Shit
(Dissociumated Press)

Ovuh concerns 'bouts da Corona birus (La Servayza Moss Fina, yiih!) NBA (dass cupcakea Ball Associatium) Commishnuh Ty-rone Abdooluh Moofasa Jackson be like, "Yo, git da fuk from roun hyuh!" cupcakeaz don't be trippin tho -- mos' of um jus gon be playin they OTHA sports. Pacifically, dat be chitlins eatin contests, rapin on dem white wimmin n stealin yo shit! Mmmmm HMM!

*urp*

*buuuuurp*

*toot*

TEE HEE!

 

[The Question]

This is THE best thread in this forum.

 

[BROWNFOOT]

Annual "Runnin' From De Cops" Marathon Cancelled.
(Excommunicated Press n' Shit)

It seems da Coronavirus has infectimicated Po-Leece Departments across da mothafuckin' country. Wit so many of da boyz in blue sick, y'all, dere ain't be no cops to run from for de marathon, so it has to be cancelled. Damn muthafuckin' shame, y'all. We'ze had all da custom purple drank ready to refresh da runners n' shit!

Shyeeeeit, we even haz da music fo it n shit!

 

[BROWNFOOT]

This is THE best thread in this forum.

Eeeyh. Aight, cracka, you's aight.

 

[Charlemagne]

"Custom Purple Drank"....

What is that, exactly? Malt liquor mixed with grape soda?

 

[The Question]

"Custom Purple Drank"....

What is that, exactly? Malt liquor mixed with grape soda?

As I understand it, "purple drank" aka "sizzurp" is a concoction of sudafed and other ingredients sometimes including skittles, which gets the user severely fucked up.

 

[jack]

sounds like something Blackfoot consumes in 40 ozers

 

[Starship Coyote]

I vote this 2020 Thread of the Year.

And it's only March.

 

[jack]

Thread of the year indeed

 

[Starship Coyote]

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cupcakeer-gif-12.gif

 

[Starship Coyote]

 

[jack]

 

[Loktar]

*heaves* I think that just might make me consider giving up crossdressing.