Hood Sports
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BROWNFOOT
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Az I is sho all my lil kracka-azz krackaz know, de Ching-Chong dun cum along n POUNCEd all up on cupcakea sports! De NFL got de DUBBLE DIKKIN frum de chinky muh fuggaz! Fust dey getz Collin "Q Tip Haid" Kapern... Keuporn... No Game Havin Azz BITCH AZZ cupcakea, 2 kneel his dum azz down 2 prostate cupcakeaz gittin wut cupcakeaz git when dey fuck wif de po-leece. Den all dem other dum azz cupcakeaz do de same shit n whitey quits watchin.
Who de fuk deez foolz think is payin they azz? George Floyd aint proppin yo azz up, cupcakea! Trayvon Martin dont b payin yo shit!
It b Jimmy-Joe-Bob-Bobby-Bob, Grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jimbo Bob cupcakea! In short, KRACKAZ! Krackaz who luv they fuggin nashnal anfem n sheeit. U fuk wif they shit, they finna fuk wif YO shit, cupcakea! Dats how da Ching-Chongs got u 1st muh fugga. Den dey skeet skeet skeet dat chinky playg on da wurl. So now whitey caint watch shit cuz yo cupcakea azz aint PLAY shit.
But do it b only-est da NFL n da NBA n sheeit dat got Ching-Chong'd? HAYLL NAH.
Eeben da HOOD SPORTZ tryna git all jack dup!
Yall cupcakeaz eva c a game wear sum fool-azz bitch gone run up on da field n sheeit? Muh fugga want sum camra time, he finna go zip his tweekin azz aroun til security Michael Brown his dum azz?
Well dats b bouts wut da state of hood sportz wuz during da summa 2020 games, cupcakea! Da Wally Wurl Electamotronix Sectium Snatch n Dash? Muh fuggin contestamentz couldn git a clean race cuz all dem muh fuggin show boaters up in they lane!
We reecht out 2 6-time champium LaQuonTae'LaTaeQuon X bouts his frustramated attemp at his 7th title run, cupcakea say, "MAYYN, how a cupcakea posed 2 go fo da gold up in dis bitch! I b tryna git me a big screen up in HYUH! An sum crack haid cupcakea wif jizz in his Jheri Curl go tearin his sprackt azz out de do wif de BERRY LAS ONE! DAAAYUM!"
Yo check it, yo boy gon keep u a BREST of de sitchyatium! Ferrildo!
UP top!
BACK alley!
Adam 12, be on de lookout fo de Mammy wif Cheez!
Who de fuk deez foolz think is payin they azz? George Floyd aint proppin yo azz up, cupcakea! Trayvon Martin dont b payin yo shit!
It b Jimmy-Joe-Bob-Bobby-Bob, Grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jimbo Bob cupcakea! In short, KRACKAZ! Krackaz who luv they fuggin nashnal anfem n sheeit. U fuk wif they shit, they finna fuk wif YO shit, cupcakea! Dats how da Ching-Chongs got u 1st muh fugga. Den dey skeet skeet skeet dat chinky playg on da wurl. So now whitey caint watch shit cuz yo cupcakea azz aint PLAY shit.
But do it b only-est da NFL n da NBA n sheeit dat got Ching-Chong'd? HAYLL NAH.
Eeben da HOOD SPORTZ tryna git all jack dup!
Yall cupcakeaz eva c a game wear sum fool-azz bitch gone run up on da field n sheeit? Muh fugga want sum camra time, he finna go zip his tweekin azz aroun til security Michael Brown his dum azz?
Well dats b bouts wut da state of hood sportz wuz during da summa 2020 games, cupcakea! Da Wally Wurl Electamotronix Sectium Snatch n Dash? Muh fuggin contestamentz couldn git a clean race cuz all dem muh fuggin show boaters up in they lane!
We reecht out 2 6-time champium LaQuonTae'LaTaeQuon X bouts his frustramated attemp at his 7th title run, cupcakea say, "MAYYN, how a cupcakea posed 2 go fo da gold up in dis bitch! I b tryna git me a big screen up in HYUH! An sum crack haid cupcakea wif jizz in his Jheri Curl go tearin his sprackt azz out de do wif de BERRY LAS ONE! DAAAYUM!"
Yo check it, yo boy gon keep u a BREST of de sitchyatium! Ferrildo!
UP top!
BACK alley!
Adam 12, be on de lookout fo de Mammy wif Cheez!
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First Female Affleet Amitted To Michigan State-Level cupcakeaball League
(Asphyxiated Press 'N' Shit)
LaTaShaQuondaRina Jones be all up in dat Michigan State cupcakeaball League Now! The 5'3", 330lb puffeshinal busbacker showed up unsuspectably at team tryouts n shit, but they was like "Nah!" but bitch wouldn't go da fuk away n shit, so they let her on the team to shut her ho ass up.
LaTaShaQuondaRina Jones gib a statement n shit, sayn: "WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea!"
Bitch was obliviously stuck in a feedback loop, so da team manager reset da ho by smackin da back of her ho ass head wiff a brick.
(Asphyxiated Press 'N' Shit)
LaTaShaQuondaRina Jones be all up in dat Michigan State cupcakeaball League Now! The 5'3", 330lb puffeshinal busbacker showed up unsuspectably at team tryouts n shit, but they was like "Nah!" but bitch wouldn't go da fuk away n shit, so they let her on the team to shut her ho ass up.
LaTaShaQuondaRina Jones gib a statement n shit, sayn: "WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea! WUT, cupcakea!"
Bitch was obliviously stuck in a feedback loop, so da team manager reset da ho by smackin da back of her ho ass head wiff a brick.
