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shootER said:
She's sunk, by the Bismark in 1941.
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Volpone said:
That is SECRET and Eliteforge can't tell us, but trust them, it was something that requires that he be permabanned.

Reading between the lines, I'm guessing it was either saying Elwood isn't really a cop and then asking that his account be locked, or he Knows SECRET Personal Information That He Will Reveal Online.

The thing that amuses me is how all these people find out all this SECRET Personal Information. I'm guessing it is freely shared via PM. So really if anyone should be banned, it is the person whose SECRET Personal Information is in danger of being revealed. Because if they'd have kept their mouth shut in the first place no one would be able to say anything. :S:
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Volpone, if he already knows secret information, what's to stop him after you permaban him?
 
WHERE THE FUCKIN' NIGGERS AT??

MUTHERFUCKIN' JACKASSES!! THEY'LL NEVER FIT HERE!!

HEY MEWA, COME HERE, YOU MUTHERFUCKIN BLACK ASS!!

ACK!!!

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How do you think Tas has been? He only has one arm but he has a million dollars... clearly he's fuckin awesome.
 
Archibald Nixon said:
Odd how that happens at a place called "Troll Kingdom" --but seriously, it doesn't explain why everyone comes here and not, say, EI or Shattered Corpse or some other board. Is it simply the greater freedom this place accords you?
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Habit as much as anything, since the days at TrekBBS way back when it has been tradition for banned/pissed off members to move over to TK, and now it's just assumed that here is where you will find everyone else.
 
If I had one arm and a million dollars I'd have an arm made out of gold*. Then when I needed money I'd just pull out a knife and shave a sliver of gold off my arm to pay for shit. That or I'd have some sort of coin dispenser built into it that spit out gold coins.









*Or possibly only plated in gold. A golden arm would probably weigh an assload and cause all kinds of shoulder and back problems lugging it around.
 
I'd have a robotic arm. Then I'd program it to pitch and join a major league baseball team. I'd also fight crime at night.
 
A robotic arm could have... other benefits. :D

But I'd probably use it to crush beer bottles mostly.
 
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