HOOKERS FOR JESUS

Dr Dave · Dec 9, 2010

You are assuming Jesus is gay.

Loktar · Dec 9, 2010

Dr Dave said:
You are assuming Jesus is gay.

Well he did "sleep", bathe, eat, and pray with 12 dudes.

CaptainWacky · Dec 9, 2010

Tisiphone said:
Does Christ have a cock?

We were MADE in his IMAGE IMMMHO.

Seph · Dec 9, 2010

:lol:

Tisiphone · Dec 10, 2010

That's not technically true since If I wanna have a cock, I gotta get the strap-on out.

Seph · Dec 10, 2010

yeah but u dont represent christ heathen...

Dr Dave · Dec 10, 2010

pwnd!!

Seph · Dec 10, 2010

she gonna need teh salve or the report form?

Dr Dave · Dec 10, 2010

Probably both Seph.

CaptainWacky · Dec 10, 2010

Did anyone headbutt Christ's patellas in on the Cross?

Dr Dave · Dec 10, 2010

Jerk the Baptist did.

the cunt.

Seph · Dec 10, 2010

his descendants taught me all i know.

Dr Dave · Dec 10, 2010

This explains much.

Tisiphone · Dec 10, 2010

Seph said:
yeah but u dont represent christ heathen...

I'm not a heathen. I'm a hedonist.

NeonMercuryASH · Dec 11, 2010

That way you don't have to be Heather.

Seph · Dec 11, 2010

Tisiphone said:
I'm not a heathen. I'm a hedonist.

whatever helps u sleep at nights

Tisiphone · Dec 11, 2010

Like a baby.

Seph · Dec 11, 2010

sedatives no doubt.

Tisiphone · Dec 11, 2010

Not all the time. I've kinda been on a no-sedatives kick lately.

Seph · Dec 11, 2010

well our friendship is void then...

*turns back and washes hands*