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Hot on the heels of the killer Argentinian Gnome...

All these things are real.
 
I had some cheetos earlier...DID I EAT A BAKED CHEESE JESUS?
 
Well, either way. You'll probably take a holy shit in the morning.
 
Maybe when Jesus ascended to Heaven he actually broke down into his component atoms and dispersed into the air so he could be with us always?
 
BUT YOU SAID ATOMS DON'T EXIST
 
Maybe if i had a cheese jesus i'd be saved.
 
Jesus could make atoms exist with His will.
 
His will is my will, therefore they don't exist because I don't want them to.

So...MEH!
 
Jesus is Lord.
 
That's not what my master says.
 
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