House sitting ants

[Love Child]

I mean pets, I mean ants. I mean is anything else going to crawl out from under the wood and say, "feed me!!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Feed the ants to the anteaters. PROBLEM SOLVED.

 

[Dr Dave]

What if a beaver came to you, would you feed it?

 

[Cassie]

SHE WOULD PET THE BEAVER, IF ANYTHING.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do beavers eat pies?

 

[Love Child]

Coconut Pies

 

[CaptainWacky]

They also use sewing machines.

 

[Dr Dave]

They build dams to put the pies in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They control all the world's governments.

 

[Dr Dave]

KNOWN FACT!