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House Sitting Bliss

Love Child

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I was lamenting because I am house sitting again. I was feeling sad because everyone else goes on vacation and I just watch their houses. But I was wrong! I forgot how relaxing it can be and it is like I am on vacation too.

Ahhhh Yess! : )
 
I LOVE HOUSE SITTING provided it's a really nice, posh tony house. If it's a dump fuggeddabouddit.
 
I hope this house doesn't have surprise ants.
 
Or pervert ghosts!
 
Pervert ants can be fun -- if they are trained to take orders.
 
Pervert ant ghosts on the other hand are virtually useless.
 
I will be cat sitting for my bff next week. So I get to watch stuff on netflix.
 
Dang-it! I forgot to report! No pervert ant ghosts!

Just one weird dog with bad breath and long toe nails. (poor guy) And 2 cats, one doesn't show up at all, they renamed it Zoro because it got in a fight last week and has a Z on its nose now. The other cat shows up, but just to eat and mainly show me its belly sometimes.

I water all of the plants and get to eat the zucchini, tomatoes and peas from the garden! Yay!
 
And best of all-there is nobody behind me trying to clean up right while I am cooking or asking what I am doing, or where I am going, or what I am eating.
 
Cats are heroes.
 
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