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How can anyone accept Christianity

Oh yeah, that reminded me of when I was 6, and I thought I could fly like Superman. I jumped off the edge of the bed, and broke my two front teeth.
 
Locktar: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you really are a true believer (and not just trolling our asses) Do you believe that the world was created in 7 days like it says in the Bible? I'm just curious.
 
Drax said:
Oh yeah, that reminded me of when I was 6, and I thought I could fly like Superman. I jumped off the edge of the bed, and broke my two front teeth.
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When I was 6 I did a similar thing, but I didn't even try to fly because I thought that I was Invulnerable like Superman. I broke my teeth, and my neck.
 
I think Loktar is a believer and that he does believe the bible literally. My grandma believes the bible is a literal history of the world. It is really hard to get past that kind of upbringing.

ok I'm just rambling.

(WACKY CUM BACK!)
 
But how can faith hold true in the face of such blatant facts? I believe people partition off the logical scrutiny of religion from everything else so they may continue to entertain their eternal life fantasy.

Must be nice.
 
Dark Jedi said:
Locktar: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you really are a true believer (and not just trolling our asses) Do you believe that the world was created in 7 days like it says in the Bible? I'm just curious.
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I am really a true believer. I was trolling a wee bit. I don't take such a literal interpretation of the bible.
 
Mentalist said:
But how can faith hold true in the face of such blatant facts? I believe people partition off the logical scrutiny of religion from everything else so they may continue to entertain their eternal life fantasy.

Must be nice.
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That's most likely true. My grandma is an otherwise intelligent woman, she refuses to even discuss the possibility that some of the bible may be metaphor or just simplified because there wasn't a scientific explanation for things at the time the stories were created. I understand why she's this way.. she is old and near the end of her life. It's probably comforting to believe in an afterlife free of pain and worry at this point. BUT I doubt she would have been willing to consider the facts 20 years ago, either.

Some people refuse to question their faith at all. They want no questions or discussion about anything that doesn't back up their beliefs. I have an online friend who recently shocked me with his fundamentalist Christian beliefs.. he is one of those people who think the earth isn't old, and that dinosaurs and men walked the planet at the same time. No amount of reasoning will change his mind.. I just don't get it.

I was raised in the Baptist church.. the preacher got so excited during his sermons that he spit, lol. I started seeing the cracks in religion at a young age, though. I'm not saying that there may not be a higher order being somewhere but Christianity is just a way to control the masses, imo. A completely made up religion.

ooo, ok enough serious stuff.
 
I don't care if people question religion, what I don't like is the all too common criticism that people use God and religion as a "crutch". I'm still not clear on why that is preceived as such a bad thing. If it's not God and church it's a $100.00 an hour therapist, what's the difference?

And as I always like to say, faith is somewhat of an insurance policy. You might be right, when we die we're just dead and that's that but what if I'm right? You're going to be washing floors in heaven.
 
I'm a Jesus-freak.

How can anyone accept Christianity
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Answer: Who gives a shit? Do you really stay up at nights worrying about something you don't believe in??

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THE BIBLE IS OBVIOUSLY ALL TRUE WORD-FOR-WORD EVEN THOUGH IT IS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN COPIED, TRANSLATED, RETRANSLATED, COPIED AND TRANSLATED AGAIN EVERY SINGLE ENGLISH WORD WAS SAID BY GOD HIMSELF!
 
Cassie said:
It's all true by Gawd.
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Now class, please note the example of our fine previous poster. She/he/it (whatever the hell it is) uses the politically correct version to denote deity.

Always remember that you must not actually refer to GOD as such; this would be a faux paus. Rather, you must slur the word to avoid offending the sensibilities of the easily offended - which make up 99.99999% of the population, by the way.

We must always remember to refer to GOD in text by using an "*" so that easily offended readers do not suddenly shit their pants in an offended frenzy.

For example: G*D.

Carry on.
 
And as I always like to say, faith is somewhat of an insurance policy. You might be right, when we die we're just dead and that's that but what if I'm right? You're going to be washing floors in heaven.
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That logic flies in the face of true faith and therefore is not truly accepting Jesus into your heart and in turn misses the whole point of the religion to begin with.
 
Answer: Who gives a shit? Do you really stay up at nights worrying about something you don't believe in??
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I wouldn't care if this whimsical eternal life paradise farce wasn't shoved down our throats by a billion believers.
 
Mentalist said:
I wouldn't care if this whimsical eternal life paradise farce wasn't shoved down our throats by a billion believers.
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Oh yeah, I forgot I was cramming my religion down your throat.

Tell you what. I'll stop cramming my religion down your throat when you stop sending me pics of your two-inch fucking dick.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Oh yeah, I forgot I was cramming my religion down your throat.

Tell you what. I'll stop cramming my religion down your throat when you stop sending me pics of your two-inch fucking dick.
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Allow me:

Trolling tip: When insulting a fellow poster attempt to make the insult relevant to the individual you are flaming. Making a generic and uninspired jab about the potential size of my penis has zero effect since it's nothing but a generic flame that can be applied to anyone.

Your logic about me not being validated to discuss your ridiculous archaic belief structure is only one stop short of an Ad Hominem defense.


Your religion makes no sense. Tell me, do you believe in the legend of Osiris? What about Dionyisis or Hercules?


At least fundementalists don't scoff at the batshit crazy nature of their religon. There is no such thing as moderate christianity and in this day and age I find it troubling that otherwise objective people have such a fear of reality as to try and shroud themselves in organized nonsense.
 
No, cocksucker, allow me.
Trolling tip: When insulting a fellow poster attempt to make the insult relevant to the individual you are flaming. Making a generic and uninspired jab about the potential size of my penis has zero effect since it's nothing but a generic flame that can be applied to anyone.
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Change that to:

Trolling tip: When insulting a fellow poster attempt to make the insult relevant to the individual you are flaming. Making a generic and uninspired jab about "cramming religion down your throat" has zero effect since it's nothing but a generic flame that can be applied to anyone.

And certainly not me. Go suck a cock.
 
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