How can anyone accept Christianity

[Mentalist]

So forgive me.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Forgiven.

We can proceed from a better understanding.

 

[Loktar]

Oh yeah, I forgot I was cramming my religion down your throat.

Tell you what. I'll stop cramming my religion down your throat when you stop sending me pics of your two-inch fucking dick.

I never cram religion down people's throats. I'm always afraid they'll choke on it, die and burn in Hell.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Mt gift is exhortation - which means evangelism isn't something I do. If it was up to me to spread the gospel, the whole fucking world would burn.

There's tools for that and I ain't one of them.

I'm with you Lok, if perhaps for different reasons.

 

[Seph]

Anyone who could dedicate there lives to something so unprovable amazes me for fuck sake for all anyone knows the bible could have been written by some one for there kids.....jesus save me from your followers..

 

[Seph]

Forgiven.
.

Question... are you only so cranky because you have not found what you have spent your life looking for??

 

[Cassie]

Now class, please note the example of our fine previous poster. She/he/it (whatever the hell it is) uses the politically correct version to denote deity.

Always remember that you must not actually refer to GOD as such; this would be a faux paus. Rather, you must slur the word to avoid offending the sensibilities of the easily offended - which make up 99.99999% of the population, by the way.

We must always remember to refer to GOD in text by using an "*" so that easily offended readers do not suddenly shit their pants in an offended frenzy.

For example: G*D.

Carry on.

By Gawd, I think he's got it!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Question... are you only so cranky because you have not found what you have spent your life looking for??

Old-timers get cranky. Has nothing to do with religion.

 

[Cassie]

Eat more fiber.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Eat less fiber.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I'm not saying that there may not be a higher order being somewhere but Christianity is just a way to control the masses, imo. A completely made up religion.

Any established church is prone to control, abuse, and abomination because they are run by men.

Real christianity is not found in a church, is not beat into you by some hair-sprayed shit-kicker, nor accomplished by any physical gyrations such as those demanded by other men.

Faith is between the individual and God. Fuck the churches.

 

[Loktar]

Any established church is prone to control, abuse, and abomination because they are run by men.

Real christianity is not found in a church, is not beat into you by some hair-sprayed shit-kicker, nor accomplished by any physical gyrations such as those demanded by other men.

Faith is between the individual and God. Fuck the churches.

Amen.

 

[Cassie]

The televangelists are teh devil.

 

[The Harlot]

Any established church is prone to control, abuse, and abomination because they are run by men.

Real christianity is not found in a church, is not beat into you by some hair-sprayed shit-kicker, nor accomplished by any physical gyrations such as those demanded by other men.

Faith is between the individual and God. Fuck the churches.

I like how you explain things.

Don't need to go sit in a box to believe or to have faith.

 

[Loktar]

Was with you up until the fuck churches bit.

 

[The Harlot]

Was with you up until the fuck churches bit.

I think he's talking about those cultist type ones, that demand everyone of their members bow down before them and not God.

Not sure, maybe ask him when he's back on.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

99% of the churches are based on works and FEAR.

The gospel is based on freedom.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Its not a mystery, its called faith.

Faith is just a word used when you can't think of a decent reason. It's just a pathetic excuse to believe in the irrational and inane.

 

[Loktar]

Faith is just a word used when you can't think of a decent reason. It's just a pathetic excuse to believe in the irrational and inane.

Yeah well I'll be laughing my ass off when you're burning in Hell.

Not really. I'll pray for you though.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

By the strict definition of faith, much of science operates on it.

Pisteo is an action, based on a belief, sustained by confidence.

When you get up in the morning, do you ever swing your legs out of bed and expect them to hit the ceiling? You certainly don't. That is faith.

You should qualify your statement to be more specific: religious faith.