How can Data's tongue slip?

[whisky]

Including the kidleys.

What, so he was programed to get toungue tied at random moments, but he cant use contractions?

What next, prat falls?

Oh yeah, second ever episode wasnt it.

What an auspicous start for that series version of Spock.

If B&B had written the original series, Amok time would have started with Spock getting a custard pie in the face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come he can talk in someone else's voice (like he does for the woman who lost her son to the cystaline entitiy) but not use contractions? What if the person he's impersonating uses contractions all the time? What does he do then?

 

[whisky]

Thats not talking, thats just him being windows media player, but without the searching for codecs bit, or the unexpected crash at the end of the clip

 

[FBI parte due]

How can humans hope to design a working computer so immensely more complex than their own brains?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Spock smiled in The Cage!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How can humans hope to design a working computer so immensely more complex than their own brains?

POSITRONIC. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

HEISENBERG COMPENSATORS.

 

[headvoid]

I love the bit where Data pretended to be a crack addict.

 

[Cassie]

He wasn't pretending.. he pimped Tasha out for crack all the time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet you'd like Data's tongue to slip in a CERTAIN WAY, eh Cassie...

 

[Cassie]

DATA IS HOT!

I wonder if his tongue detaches and vibrates.

 

[whisky]

It probably smells like engine oil

 

[Cassie]

Well I'm not gonna sniff his tongue!

 

[CaptainWacky]

In the event of a water landing he can function as a floatation device.

 

[whisky]

This dispite telling Geordie he sank to the bottom of a lake once because he has no bouyancy.

Still cant let established canon get in the way of a lame joke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Geordi added the floatation device fucntion after that. Just for fun

 

[whisky]

Maybe he just blows it out of his ass, like a big rubber hemeroid.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe Geordi added the floatation device fucntion after that. Just for fun

And some cup holders.

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if he leaks on the inside when he's underwater.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can he pee?

 

[whisky]

well he can drink, it has to go somewhere