How can I GUARANTEE I'll make myself change my life tomorrow?

[CaptainWacky]

BY CARVING "CHANGE YOU LIFE TODAY" INTO MY FACE WITH A BIG KNIFE SO I SEE IT IN THE MIRROR WHEN I WAKE UP?

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL THAT'S ONE WAY, YOU COULD ASLO WRITE IT DOWN ON A SHEET OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER WITH A MAJICK MARKER AND STAPLE IT TO YOUR CHEST WITH A NAILGUN AND/OR STAPLEGUN AND/OR SOME BLUETACK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE I COULD KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, THEN WHEN I WAKE AND FIND EVERYONE DID I'LL REMEMBER WHY I DID IT (MADNESS)!

 

[Grammour Boy]

BY CARVING "CHANGE YOU LIFE TODAY" INTO MY FACE WITH A BIG KNIFE SO I SEE IT IN THE MIRROR WHEN I WAKE UP?

What if you lose your reflection?

 

[Tisiphone]

What if you can't read???

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure I can read!