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How can the server get too busy when no one's fucking posting?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What's it busy with: "processing" (killing) tramps?
 
My guess is it has something to do with Messenger using 7 or 8 dual accounts at the same time on his little negfest, but I could be wrong.
 
Well, I'm usually logged in with the accounts of all the Mine Field regulars at all times, so it can't be that.
 
Like I said, it was just a guess.
 
The server is actually run by Nigerian love scammers who have to have a heavy petting session with overweight german ladies. it's the petting that is the issue.
 
Sounds sexy!
 
They must be very happy!
 
It takes 108 minutes to replace the dead hamster with a new one.
 
I have nothing to contribute to this thread but some random 80s song lyrics

boom boom lacka lacka lacka boom
boom boom lacka lacka lacka boom
boom boom lacka lacka lacka boom
boom boom lacka lacka lacka boom
walk the dynasour
 
That's more than enough.
 
hey, what happened to your karma?
 
And post count?
 
whisky said:
hey, what happened to your karma?
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Less than 50 posts. Reduced on request. It'll be positive soon enough. End of story.

I imagined you in a pink crumpled suit, with a pale blue t-shit under the unbuttoned jacket, and reclining against a red Ferraro Testarossa, whilst you were singing that song.
 
It's not all spam in QSF. ;)

On the bright side, he's doubled his post count in the last 3 minutes!
 
Gagh said:
Less than 50 posts. Reduced on request. It'll be positive soon enough. End of story.

I imagined you in a pink crumpled suit, with a pale blue t-shit under the unbuttoned jacket, and reclining against a red Ferraro Testarossa, whilst you were singing that song.
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Dude you just scared me, last Monday I stood very near a ferrari testerossa for the first and only time in my life.
 
Good thing your pink crumpled suit is at the cleaners, otherwise you'd have reason to be scared!
 
I dont think I could pull off wearing a pink suit without looking like a plamonge with a beard
 
They play tennis in later seasons on Monty Python
 
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spelling not so good best of times, with drink, even less so
 
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