How come when I'm offline everyone's complaining that there's no one online...

[CaptainWacky]

...but when I'm online THERE'S NO ONE ONLINE?

 

[Cassie]

It's the polar bears fault

 

[CaptainWacky]

All of this has happened before and it will happen again.

 

[Cassie]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

GRAMMOURBOOOOOOOOOOOY!

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FROOOOOOOOOOOOOODO!

 

[Grammour Boy]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!

I had a virus.

 

[Grammour Boy]

In my PC.

 

[Dr Dave]

Your av gave it too you.

 

[Cassie]

Probably can't wash that off with clorox either.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I use Norton Shampoo & Consitioner. My drive is bouncin' and behavin' OMGEFSKLKNL: KLFI:EAISOFHNOIEWCSK

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, where is everybody today?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's Sunday. Even the Lord rests on Sunday.

Don't know about Satan though.

 

[Dr Dave]

Im not resting...yet not satan..

hmm?

 

[Ishcabittle]

It's like a ghost town, though, where is everybody?

 

[Cassie]

coincidence?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We all turned the clocks back, which turned us all into brain-eating zombies who can't use a mouse.

 

[Lilac]

Or they ate the mouse after being unable to find a brain.

 

[Dr Dave]

*drinks Mt.Dew*