How come when you dream about someone from work

[whisky]

And you shag them in the dream, its never the people you actually fancy?

 

[Gagh]

Was it the 25 stone Mr Patel from reprographics again, Rich?

 

[whisky]

Quite the opposite, a very skinny girl, mind you she does look a little bit like Kylie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe you wanted Kylie but she was the nearest thing your brain could find at the time.

 

[Yub]

I was once raped a monkey in a dream. I woke up surrounded by banana skins and smelling of faeces, but I'm positive it was a dream because I'm pretty my crotch was infested with fleas before I had it.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I actually have the EXACT SAME pattern... In fact, as I was leaving for work about three months ago, my wife says, "Who is Magda?" and I knew exactly what was coming. We only work with one woman of that name, and she's not attractive, but from tone of voice... YEP. Tried to molest my wife in the middle of the night and called her the name of an unattractive coworker.

wtf? I'd bone like 10 chicks from the office but she's not one of them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had a dream with someone in it but I can't remember who.